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Friday, December 30, 2011

Shagging Dog Story

Man who sexually assaulted chihuahua gets 10-year sentence
→must now register as a sex offender. ←

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Robert Edward De Shields

It's hard to take anything California does seriously anymore, so I find this story hilarious. The biggest problem this perpetrator faces from his prison mates is "The dog was in pain and shock" — but alive!

cuzzin ricky

Rodger the Real King of France 12/30/2011 11:09:00 AM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

DougM said...: A Chihuahua, eh?
Wellp ... reckon we can calibrate off'n that data point.; 12/30/11, 1:52 PM
DonM said...: I imagine he had to wrap the dog with duct tape so it wouldn't explode.unsumben; 12/30/11, 3:45 PM
Anonymous said...: So does this mean, the sheriff will be coming after all those porn stars too?; 12/30/11, 4:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Register as a sex offender? Does that mean he can't live within a hundred yards of a kennel?

Freddie Sykes; 12/30/11, 5:55 PM
Anonymous said...: Imagine him and Michael Vick together. What a good time.
Tim; 12/30/11, 6:36 PM
BlogDog said...: Bitch set him up.; 12/30/11, 7:01 PM
pdwalker said...: She looked older!; 12/30/11, 10:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh well, since you've all started it. "Howl like a coyote."

Casca; 12/30/11, 10:38 PM

Friday, December 30, 2011

Shagging Dog Story

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