Touch screen biology ... .

SCIENCE  Diagnose yourself by spitting on your touchscreen Will new technology also get you pregnant— or give you a std?

“ Sure, you could collect a saliva sample and send it off to a lab for analysis, easy enough. But what if you could just spit on your screen, and then have your phone or tablet do all the lab work? Byoung Yeon Won and Hyun Gyu Park from Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Technology suggest that all you need to do is press a tiny droplet of the sample against a phone’s touchscreen, and then an app would figure out whether you have food poisoning, strep throat, or the flu, for example. New Scientist reports. ” I know what you're saying.  "But Rodge, will my partner be satisfied? " The answer is yes.  Yes she will.  Think about the benefits.  No theater tickets, no expensive dinners.  Hell, no shower or shaving necessary. Sure, the preggers and std thing are problematical; that's why I'm rushing into production with a touch screen condomYou're welcome.