Monday, January 02, 2012

The Pizza Gun



  Liberal cancer; don't hold the 'chovies

 

Res Ipsa Loquitur

In the past, a gunmaker's name on a pen and a drawing of a space weapon have been enough to bring down school officials' wrath on students; now it's a piece of pizza.

At an elementary school in Smyrna, Tenn., student Nicholas Taylor, 10, has been ordered to spend lunches for the rest of the semester at the lunchroom's "silent table" because he allegedly picked up a piece of pizza and waved it around like a gun. [the full pie]


Is there anything I can add?  Just this. 

This is just another of hundreds, I mean thousands millions  of extant examples of what we face,  moving on.  We can't kill all of them, nor would we want to, since many of are loved ones, or just innocent victims of Liberal educrats.  This, then, is another argument for why we must expel a number of states from this Union (you know which ones), and let them flop about governing themselves without taking down the entire house.  So it's not secession we want; it's expulsion!  Lincoln would be okay with that. 





7 comments:

leelu said...

...I can only infer that it was a slice from a "loaded" pizza??

TW: emonies, as in, Public schools are emonies of reason and common sense.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

9.5!

Anonymous said...

a "loaded" pizza
Punny!
Gotta watch those 44 magnum pepperoni's. They're mankillers. At least they kill me, even though I tell them I love them.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

This will not be fixed until the bitches get BACK in the kitchen.

Casca

Anonymous said...

*from the kitchen*

Howinhell do ya "wave around" a slice "like a gun"??!?

Whoinhell "waves around" a gun?!? Howinhell ya aim while "waving around"?!?

Don't even make sense....

e~C

Skoonj said...

If you can do that with a pizza, it can't be a very good pizza.

pdwalker said...

e~C

It makes perfect sense, if you are an administrator in the field of education.

And that's the problem.

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