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Friday, February 03, 2012
Bless me Father ...
10 comments:
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DougM said...
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• I'll, I'll be out in a minute. I thought this was the men's room.
• Oh, sorry, in the dark I thought you were a boy.
• I forgot our anniversary again?
• Oh, geeze, really? Right in the font?
• No, no, I'm okay. Then what?
• I did? Well, how do you pronounce the Pope's name?
• OMG! I see you haven't changed since the convent days.
• No, no, it's not a sin; but lock the door next time.
• Oh, man, that's hilarious; but you shouldn't be so proud of bein' that naughty. Pride's a sin.
• Wait, are you confessing or bragging?
• (to himself) *snick* She doesn't know about the ink on the cushion.
• OMG, you got your surgeon to alter an altar boy!
(okay, I'm done) -
2/3/12, 3:10 PM
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K-nine said...
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...And then the rabbi says, "out of what?"
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2/3/12, 3:15 PM
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Jess said...
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...the trooper then responded to the sargeant: "I don't know who he is, but he's so important, he has the Pope driving him to the airport."
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2/3/12, 4:50 PM
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K-nine said...
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No, no, no... It's spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
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2/3/12, 6:48 PM
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BlogDog said...
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Oh, I'm sorry miss! I thought you said you were a *Protestant!*
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2/3/12, 7:00 PM
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Jinglebob said...
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An ol' country boy priest at his first confession, had an older priest setting with him to see how he did. After a couple, he asks the older priest, "How am I doing?"
Old priest sez, "Try rubbing your chin and saying, Hmm, yes, I Understand."
Kid does it.
Then the older priest sez, "Try this. Nod and say, "Yes, I see what your going thru'"
Kid tries that and then the older priest sez, "Now, don't you think that might be more appropriate than slapping your leg and saying, No Shit! Then what happened!"? -
2/3/12, 8:39 PM
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Jinglebob said...
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An ol' country boy priest at his first confession, had an older priest setting with him to see how he did. After a couple, he asks the older priest, "How am I doing?"
Old priest sez, "Try rubbing your chin and saying, Hmm, yes, I Understand."
Kid does it.
Then the older priest sez, "Try this. Nod and say, "Yes, I see what your going thru'"
Kid tries that and then the older priest sez, "Now, don't you think that might be more appropriate than slapping your leg and saying, No Shit! Then what happened!"? -
2/3/12, 8:39 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Well, if you're not Catholic, why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
Sir H the Comet -
2/3/12, 9:21 PM
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DougM said...
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K-nie (the foreskin one), Jess, Sir H,
*bwahahaha*
I'd totally forgotten about those.
You guys win.
[hands over perpetual trophy] -
2/4/12, 2:00 PM
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Everyman said...
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Father, I confess that since my last confession I have masturbated two-and-a-half times.
Two-and-a-half times, my son?
Well, you opened the confessional window too quickly. -
2/4/12, 6:48 PM
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