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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Why We Win Beating "The Man"— With An Indomitable Spirit |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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• No license plate, no service.
• Leave! I don't have to tolerate a bunch'a crap from white males. Well, unless you're gay.
• Uh, no, the Chevy Volt service shop is the next block down.
• Look, the free WiFi is only if you buy sumpthin'.
• Hey I didn't know the Shriners were in town.
• Okay, that's two Clown College Special™ meals and what else?
• Cheebuga, cheebuga, cheebuga, no Coke, Pepsi.
• No soup for you!
• You guys ain't been drinkin', by any chance, have ya?
• Okay, fine, but no photographs.
• Agreed, two Big-Macs apiece, but you gotta hold up the Burger King drive-through line until it backs up to the street.
• Lemme guess. Delta pledges.
• Wait, you're Acme Security's roving patrol?
• Two job applications?
(okay, I'm done)
Which one of you is Fred and which one is Barney? And where, pray tell are Wilma and Betty?
Your BrontoBurger will be ready momentarily.
"Uh, no, the Chevy Volt service shop is the next block down."
That's funny and I don't care who you are!