The O'Tan Dialogs |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
The O'Tan Dialogs |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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See Michelle, if we add some high lights and use some lip gloss, you can be the next Jackie!
Tim
Your new WV SUX!
Tim
"Hi I'm from ACORN and here's your new voter registration card..."
"Who is Coco and why is she texting you thirty times a day?"
This is so NOT six inches
"Does this look like the man who assaulted you?"
And what Tim said.
• Okay, if you can't read 'em, then see that little round arrow? Right there? That'll load a new pair of hard-to-read words into the robot-prevention sign-in form.
And remember, Doug, it's case-sensitive.
• Look, it's right here in the FAQs.
• See? That's what happens when you use your real email address.
• And here? Here you put that 3-digit number that's on the back of your credit card.
• Okay, it's working again. Look, if you can't remember it, write down your PIN somewhere.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you, but there are probably a couple-dozen other guys watching then, too.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you; but to her, "you big ape" is an insult.
• Well what did you think she would say when she found out you weren't a hunky fireman and part-time environmentalist. Besides, how do you know it was even a "she?"
• Look, just because she un-friended you, that doesn't mean she's turned lesbian.
Enough? Good. Gotta go.
So, when did this encounter take place with the lovely young lady and the First Lady?
See - you were cute once, but you've really let yourself go.
This is you as a blonde - whaddaya think?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick