Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Lick the spoon clean, and no dishes to wash!



                                                                              FOOD

Today's nutritious, delicious
MEAL IN A CAN
Spanish teacher:  "Rodger, translate 'Frijoles Negros'"
Rodger:                "Freed slaves?"





15 comments:

vanderleun said...

Seldom has any posting here done more to induce projectile vomiting amongst your last three readers.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the King walks off with the Barn Army field cooking trophy again this year. Rumors about lead poisoning, and the monarch are groundless.

Casca

Jess said...

A tablespoon of picante sauce, and some finely chopped onions seems appropriate.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Jess, but after the King's entry is submitted, all entries are closed.

Casca

Anonymous said...

OT - A win for the good guys!

http://volokh.com/2012/03/21/unanimous-supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-property-owners-in-sackett-v-epa/

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Vandy - I'm not kidding. It's great. Unless you're like my wife - who says it's just a huge fart bomb.

vanderleun said...

I guess at this point I have to remind all men that "Every time a woman hears you fart a blow job loses its wings."


This dish could, it would seem, make a desert out of Eden.

Ralph Gizzip said...

Black beans, canned cord, and salsa. A tortilla dip suitable for TRKOF.

Anonymous said...

My King: black beans with ANYTHING works for this ol' Desert Rat. When you're hungry, if black beans is all you got, black beans is a BANQUET!

Been there... done that... got the tats to PROOVE it!

toadold said...

The darker the bean the better it is for you according to the health nuts. Also they have a real low glycemic index on par with brown rice. Give the choice between brown rice and black beans I'll take the beans. Black Beans and Bacon, Black Beans and Spam, and etc.

Anonymous said...

I love the Spam, Spam, Spam, Black Beans and Spam.
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

I didn't notice any cilantro - did you sneak it in while we weren't looking?
MichigammeDave

Cheesy said...

When the Christmas ham is substantualy finished, the hock and leftovers go into the crockpot with equal amounts of black beans and lentils that have soaked for 24hrs. in a solution of various spices. Add some celery, carrots, whatever there's room for.
Good stuff!

Anonymous said...

Whats this blow job you speak of???

sad x

TheOldMan said...

A long time ago when I was about 10 or so, the barber sued to crack an egg in a can of backed beans and eat it for lunch.

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