Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Rush v. Fluke

It depends on what your definition of "bangs a lot of guys" is
slut  (slʌt)
 — n
1.     derogatory  a dirty slatternly woman
2.     derogatory  an immoral woman
3.     archaic  a female dog 




Res Ipsa Loquitur


In my yoot,  I would not have called these jeunes filles "sluts."  I'd have called them for a date to the Timonium Drive-in. My mother however would have used the slut word (and often did).    Like so many other things in today's Balkanized society,  word definitions are subjectively filtered to suit personal values, or interests.   Democrats, for instance,  often refer to themselves as "Americans."  Bill Clinton asked what is is?  So, this whole Rush Limbaugh v. Sandra Fluke thing comes down to this. 

Ms. Fluke, unmarried, argued publicly in favor of  Obama's free contraception mandate,  because paying for it herself was a financial burden.  Rush and my parents immediately concluded that, here's a girl who's spreading her legs so often that buying protection would bankrupt her (financially).  Well hell, isn't that a spot-on evaluation?  The only real debate, then, is should he have used "slut" to describe her?  He could have used "screen-door,"slatternly,"promiscuous," matress-back," or "flappy-lips" instead, but he didn't.  So, to sum up, I'll borrow from a speech a fraternity brother once gave.

.But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner] 


By the by, here's another slut quibbling about personal responsibility,  and who pays for what.  It's their culture [.Pelosi: Federal employees should not ‘carry an undue burden’ by paying more into pensions.]






9 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMF'nG -- she's what? 10 ??!?!?

Anonymous said...

Ya left out comfort girl, helium heels, and young democrat.
Tim

macweave said...

Town bicycle
-from coupling he British version

Anonymous said...

By the time she's 21 she'll have more fingerprints on her than a hash pipe at a Greatful Dead concert.
Tim

gadfly said...

Camel Toe Alert not sounded in advance!

Darrell said...

My favorite definition:

A slut is a woman with the mores of a man.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

camel toe? Whoops, I didn't notice it. Sorry.

pdwalker said...

you were too busy staring at the cleavage I guess.

Jess said...

The term "porcupine girl" comes to mind.

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