Monday, July 09, 2012

The Gosh Particle



TECHNO CHILLS                               

You "Know Nothing!”

While the significance of [Hoggs Boson] cannot be overstated or clearly explained, there remain a number of currently theoretical particles that are maybe not as important as HigBo, but are still very fundamental to our understanding of how the universe works and how research grants are distributed. [full article]

The very short significance of finding the God Particle is that every single thing you thought you knew about the universe is wrong.  Man-caused climate-change excepted, of course.

As an aside, and a quite appropriate one; the Gosh Particle may explain how the wretched people we call Liberals were able to portal their way into our existence, and offer the key to booting than back to hell.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and after that comes the "Oh Wow" particle (named after Steve Jobs final words), the "Oh No" particle (named in honor of John Lennon's widow) and finally the "Oh Shit" particle, named for when we oust the progressives from positions of power and the endless spigot of funding for this stuff is turned off.

DougM said...

You'd prefer, maybe, the Allah particle?

Anonymous said...

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church and sits on the altar.
The outraged priest asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
The Higgs Boson replies, "You can't have Mass without me."

Kristophr said...

That Higgs Boson has always been at mass ... it took the LHC to finally notice.

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