Monday, July 09, 2012

Today's boner- Daphne Tremayne

GREEN CRAP

Today's E-Mail

GreenTremayne

(Actual E-Mail)

Dear Mr. Polluter,

You people need to learn a thing or two about Global Warming. Everyday living is destructive to the Environment. One of the most important ways people can help save the environment is to STOP HAVING BABIES. Another very important thing you can do is to euthanize your pet. Our company sells Carbon Credits which are the only hope of saving the planet.

For the sake of the planet, we need to act before it’s too late.

Please visit our company's website for more information. http://greentremayne.com/Carbon_Free_Living.html

Daphne Tremayne
Vice President, Public Relations
GreenTremayne.com


Suggested actions to save the planet include
  • Stop Having Children
  • If You Must Have Children, Buy Baby Credits
  • Slow Down Your Breathing
  • Reduce Your Use of Paper Products
  • Euthanize Your Old Pet
  • Only Purchase Books in a Downloadable Format
  • Purchase Carbon Credits From GreenTremayne
Bullet points one would expect from any Al Gore scam letter, but here's what we know.
  1. Any serious aficionado of the sensual romantic novel will recognize the name Daphne Tremayne, which is why Helly came to mind.
  2. While Daphne bears a striking resemblance to Helly ( long standing C&S lesbian commenter), she also looks like Recruiter Talk's Annie Kelly.
  3. Aside: (Molly and Annie Kelly are now friends)
  4.  GreenTremayne's Daphne shares an East Hampton phone number (631 871-9960) with Felicia Cantillo, aka  "The Gem Gypsy"
  5. Vincent Tremayne, president of GreenTremayne, has also performed as Senior Vice President- Circuit City
  6. Terrance Trimalchio, Executive Consultant, Special Projects, has also been associated with deCONSTANTIN & Associates (Australia)
Again, while this could be a real attempt by Al Gore to sell his carbon credit scam, I'm thinking  the work of Helly, or Doug M. It's brilliant, and I am so jealous.LMFAO, whoever you are.




9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Getty Images, ahahahahaha!

thoR~

Anonymous said...

From their website, I just wanted to see how much this crap was gonna cost:

Carbon Credits (Out of Stock. On Backorder)

(SKU #869213)

Single unit residential Carbon Credit. Contact Customer Service for special bulk orders and pricing.

Price per Unit: On Backorder




Baby Credits (On Backorder)

(SKU #212928)

Due to conditions in Liberia, Baby Credits are temporarily on backorder. Check back soon for availability and pricing.

Price per Unit: Market Price

Tetzman

TimO said...

If the Greenies would just euthanize THEMSELVES it'd be a good first step...

DougM said...

Rodge, if I had done anything that brilliant, I'd retire and declare, "My work, here, is done."
Annie's a doll, not surprising in a NC lady only an hour drive away from my sty.
I will, however, leave you with this.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

thnks Doug - she actually warmed my cockles - no pun intended. BTW, you are being too modest - You are one of about 5 people I am aware of who could pull that off (one is Claire ).

Anonymous said...

Isn't it kinda like buying a new car and NOT driving it so you get more at trade in time 'cause it's low mileage?
Tim

Helly said...

Zero children - check

Breathing rate way down from SCUBA training - check

Printer out, bidet in - check

All pets dead - check

Stopped reading books/newspapers/magazines - check

I'm not kidding. WHERE'S MY F'ING CARBON CREDIT MONEY!?!?!?

John said...
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John said...

It's a spoof site, put up by the author of a book called: Biodiesel. If the book is as funny as the site, it would seem well worth it.

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