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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,

'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the
ticket. I called him an “a$$hole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a “sh*t head.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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Labels: Fun with asshats, Geezers

Geezers Get a Ticket Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 9/18/2012 01:54:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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..or, as we refer to drones down here, "Government skeet".- Kim dT,

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Oh, precious DAMAGE JOY (literal translation of Schadenfreude)!!!

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Anonymous : 9/18/12, 4:13 PM

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I sense an imminent change in the direction of my life.

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Helly : 9/18/12, 7:37 PM

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Really, My image of you is that of a 26 yr.old

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Rodger the Real King of France : 9/19/12, 10:01 AM

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It's better than a oldfolks home

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Morten Dreyer - Københavns Storkreds : 9/19/12, 10:13 AM

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Compliment accepted.

I really am a retired chemist. Early retired. But since moving to FL and playing outside every day, my weight and strength is back to where it was at 26. Even better, I feel barely legal.

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Helly : 9/19/12, 10:04 PM

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