scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Lite A Manly Candle
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Pro Tip: Manly men keep their fruit baskets off-camera.
- 10/13/12, 3:04 PM
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In Africa, we used to have fun with kerosene. I kinda lost sight of the fact that it's a different beast from gasoline when I got back. One day, I spritzed a mouthful of gasoline into a lit pumpkin at 2 feet. I was up close and personal with a real explosion that day.
- 10/13/12, 5:36 PM
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Better: 40megaton thermonuclear device, but only if the candles are in Mecca or Tehran....
- 10/13/12, 6:26 PM
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Little rough on the furniture.
Butch - 10/14/12, 9:10 AM
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No fart lighting? Sissy.
- 10/14/12, 1:27 PM
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Merrily,
Speaking of fart-lighting...We had a guy in boot camp who could fart on cue (he was know to cause drill instructors to vacate the room on more than one occasion). One night he asked to borrow my Zippo, and produced a blue flame that singed leg hairs 5 feet away. Unfortunately for him, it also produced a huge blister around his corn hole. I felt sorry for him having to explain the next morning to the company commander that he had to go to sick bay because he blistered his ass (this was 1983 - a decade before don't ask don't tell - and the majority of questions in boot camp dealt with sexual orientation in an indelicate way). Your comment above reminded me of that particular (land-locked) sea story. - 10/14/12, 2:55 PM