Saturday, October 13, 2012
6 comments:
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Helly said...
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Pro Tip: Manly men keep their fruit baskets off-camera.
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10/13/12, 3:04 PM
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Alear said...
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In Africa, we used to have fun with kerosene. I kinda lost sight of the fact that it's a different beast from gasoline when I got back. One day, I spritzed a mouthful of gasoline into a lit pumpkin at 2 feet. I was up close and personal with a real explosion that day.
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10/13/12, 5:36 PM
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TimO said...
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Better: 40megaton thermonuclear device, but only if the candles are in Mecca or Tehran....
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10/13/12, 6:26 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Little rough on the furniture.
Butch -
10/14/12, 9:10 AM
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Merrily said...
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No fart lighting? Sissy.
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10/14/12, 1:27 PM
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SFAOV Sgsaur said...
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Merrily,
Speaking of fart-lighting...We had a guy in boot camp who could fart on cue (he was know to cause drill instructors to vacate the room on more than one occasion). One night he asked to borrow my Zippo, and produced a blue flame that singed leg hairs 5 feet away. Unfortunately for him, it also produced a huge blister around his corn hole. I felt sorry for him having to explain the next morning to the company commander that he had to go to sick bay because he blistered his ass (this was 1983 - a decade before don't ask don't tell - and the majority of questions in boot camp dealt with sexual orientation in an indelicate way). Your comment above reminded me of that particular (land-locked) sea story. -
10/14/12, 2:55 PM
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