How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke? |
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
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14 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Depends. Will she bring her own birth control pills and pay for my condoms?
If so, maybe $.01
Assuming I can use your d**k because I surely would not use mine.
......Hang on a sec ...... excuse me, but I think someone turned off my social filters.
Just checked. Nope. They are still on. -
11/28/12, 8:35 AM
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Cheesy said...
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She'd have to pay me, but I don't come as cheaply as she does.
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11/28/12, 9:51 AM
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Anonymous said...
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They used to call that phone sex.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
11/28/12, 10:34 AM
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Chuck Martel said...
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C'mon. Be honest. Any of us would happily pay $10 -- maybe $20 -- for a three-minute lap dance by Miss Fluke.
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11/28/12, 12:21 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Not two dead flies.
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11/28/12, 12:36 PM
- pdwalker said...
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No Chuck.
She's not worth a fiddlers f*ck. -
11/28/12, 1:08 PM
- george said...
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Does she swallow ?
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11/28/12, 2:58 PM
- toadold said...
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Daimn! She and her's keep writing their own filthy punch lines. Sandra Fluke coming to an obscure night club near you.
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11/28/12, 5:05 PM
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Get in the kitchen and make me a smamich said...
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Can I use a Louisville Slugger?
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11/28/12, 5:14 PM
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Anonymous said...
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One would have to be too lazy to jerk it themselves to want to bang the hag.
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11/28/12, 9:32 PM
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Steve in Greensboro said...
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She may be ugly and she may indeed have quite the luxuriant mustache, but drunk enough...no, no, not really.
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11/29/12, 7:32 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Steve is the only honest one here. Hell, I wouldn't have to be drunk either ...
Tim Hill -
11/29/12, 10:35 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Does she swallow ?
No, not at first.
She loves "Snowballing" -
11/29/12, 10:57 AM
- Firehand said...
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Would the fee include vaccinations?
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11/30/12, 3:35 PM