Wednesday, November 28, 2012

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How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Depends. Will she bring her own birth control pills and pay for my condoms?

If so, maybe $.01

Assuming I can use your d**k because I surely would not use mine.

......Hang on a sec ...... excuse me, but I think someone turned off my social filters.

Just checked. Nope. They are still on.

Cheesy said...

She'd have to pay me, but I don't come as cheaply as she does.

Anonymous said...

They used to call that phone sex.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Chuck Martel said...

C'mon. Be honest. Any of us would happily pay $10 -- maybe $20 -- for a three-minute lap dance by Miss Fluke.

Anonymous said...

Not two dead flies.

pdwalker said...

No Chuck.

She's not worth a fiddlers f*ck.

george said...

Does she swallow ?

toadold said...

Daimn! She and her's keep writing their own filthy punch lines. Sandra Fluke coming to an obscure night club near you.

Get in the kitchen and make me a smamich said...

Can I use a Louisville Slugger?

Anonymous said...

One would have to be too lazy to jerk it themselves to want to bang the hag.

Steve in Greensboro said...

She may be ugly and she may indeed have quite the luxuriant mustache, but drunk enough...no, no, not really.

Anonymous said...

Steve is the only honest one here. Hell, I wouldn't have to be drunk either ...

Tim Hill

Anonymous said...

Does she swallow ?


No, not at first.

She loves "Snowballing"

Firehand said...

Would the fee include vaccinations?

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