Sunday, November 11, 2012

Straight Line Politics

Sigh


The cancer is very curable
Res Ipsa Loquitor
Chart courtesy of the Reaganite Republican.

If Obamunism is a cancer, and it is, it has  metastasized, but is still clumped up.  I calculate that 11big  nukes +3 big hydrogen bombs will clear it up.  I'm not kidding.  And you know what?  There's barely anything that 90% of the country would even know was missing afterwards, if they weren't told. 

Wait, I overstated.  Might need 3 underground Hydrogen nuke blasts to drop the California coast into the sea. Then 99% of the country wouldn't miss a thing, and good California would be rewarded with an ocean front.  It's a win-win

 

5 comments:

David said...

Go. Go. Go. Those of us stuck behind enemy lines in eastern CA are ready for some beach front property. You are all invited for a Beach BBQ after the dust settles.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately the CA coast is moving up and to the North. Raised bluffs with flats to the coastal hills or cliffs all the way to SF. But a nice 50m tsunami would scour the coast from San Diego to Sacramento and would be a Darwinian selector at the same time.

DougM said...

There are no "blue states,"
there are merely Lootervilles.

leelu said...

Startegic strikes - D.C., N.Y, Chitown, L.A., S.F. Boston... six or seven relatively small yield nukes shoud get the message across.

Have 10 or so in reserve, and take no prisoners...

leelu said...

"Blue - it's the new cancer!"

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