Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Where I Help Israel


Friends in need ...

Res Ipsa Loquitor


I've been thinking.  If it's true that Israel's  very existence is at stake, as I believe it is, how can I help them against the forces of evil?  With these fabulous suggestions. 

First, I'll suggest that they raise the stakes by  taking a page out of the Islamo terrorist manual; literally.   Moslems love to hide weaponry  inside mosques, so Israel should follow suit (see above).   No further explanation is necessary, oui?

Next thing I'd do is tip one of those  Delilah cruise missiles with 1000 pounds of flour—and drop one HERE.  A message to Garcia. 

Then,  let  Moslem nations know that additional targeted sites include these, and these, and  this (as a favor to America).  You can't play nice with these pricks.

You're welcome.



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When did the islamopigs ever use flour? And would that be a favor to the wahabis? They hate idolitry. Inquiring minds want to GO.
ignore amos

Rodger the Real King of France said...

huh?

DougM said...

Today, flour.
Tomorrow, bacon grease.

Anonymous said...

Also, make a thousand bisquits, using flour and bacon drippings! Load in missile warhead, set for "cluster bomblets to be released at 2000ft, give or take.

Rags will eat them, for sure. IDF will announce contents a coupla, few days later...

Geneva Convention has no law prohibiting Bacon grease for use in war!!!!! {...yet...}

Helly said...

I always get a chuckle seeing references to the holiest sites in Islam.

Bad suggestions, Rodge. Christians never learn that Jihadi don't care if we wreck their stuff. Means nothing to them. If they wanted more stuff, they wouldn't live like savages.

The only way to get their attention is to kill hundreds of millions of them. Just like commies, death is the only thing they value.

Anonymous said...

If they want to die so much, why not oblige their fondest dream?
As long as they value death above life. Or love death more than life... Googled ...

Here: Love Death

I mean, they are begging for it...

SRSLY, those who don't buy this crazed idea should make clear to the rest of us how much it offends, and additionally, should be casting out and denying their belief in this. If they refrain, they remain just as crazed. There's no way to tell 'the good from the bad', so let God sort them out...

tomw

JeremyR said...

Just make a few tons of lye soap using pig fat instead of lard...


Oh wait, they don't use soap.

Is the flour to keep em from sticking when the setting is extra crispy?

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