Where I Help Israel

Friends in need ... “ I've been thinking.  If it's true that Israel's  very existence is at stake, as I believe it is, how can I help them against the forces of evil?  With these fabulous suggestions.  First, I'll suggest that they raise the stakes by  taking a page out of the Islamo terrorist manual; literally.   Moslems love to hide weaponry  inside mosques, so Israel should follow suit (see above).   No further explanation is necessary, oui? Next thing I'd do is tip one of those  Delilah cruise missiles with 1000 pounds of flour—and drop one HERE.  A message to Garcia.  Then,  let  Moslem nations know that additional targeted sites include these, and these, and  this (as a favor to America).  You can't play nice with these pricks. You're welcome. ”