Having
a children's Q&A session during Sunday services is a useful
teaching tool, but one must be ready for the unexpected. So when
the
Baptist minister asked the peanut gallery during Sunday services, "Who
can tell me the  meaning of "Resurrection?"—just one lad raised
his
hand, so the clergyman called on him.
"Yes Tommy. Can you tell us what the
Resurrection means?"
Tommy replied, "All
I know is that if your resurrection lasts longer than four-hours, you'd
better call your doctor."
It was a full 10 minutes before the congregation stopped laughing and
services could continue.
Note: Sorry Merrily; I've been
telling that all day, but then inadvertently erased your
original. I think I captured the spirit of the thing.
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