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Friday, April 26, 2013

Look at your colon

A Push to Prevent Colorectal Cancer
Recognizing patients' dislike of colonoscopies, more health systems are offering a simpler option

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Rodger the Real King of France 4/26/2013 09:23:00 AM 11 Comments

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CHeesy said...: Universal Serial Butt?; 4/26/13, 9:43 AM
Anonymous said...: I still don't get why fiber optic technology hasn't taken the the place of a two foot stainless steel rod 2 inches in diameter.

Or imaging technology for that matter.

My eyes are tearing just thinking about the subject.

j_c_; 4/26/13, 10:11 AM
toadold said...: The gerbil-cam didn't work out.; 4/26/13, 10:39 AM
Anonymous said...: Uh Huh.
Procedure is a piece of cake, but involves a substantial doctor/lab fee, and the worst part is the prep the night before.
By the time a cancer bleeds, you're in deep doo doo.
Might as well go with Uhbama's advice and "take a pill". This is "Uhbamacare Cost Control", or "Kill the Old People who Remember the Constitution" who paid into Medicare for 40 years.

Perhaps Uhbama would rather dip into a turd for fecal occult sample, but I'll take the fiber optic colonoscope, thanks. It's the gold standard.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 4/26/13, 11:29 AM
Anonymous said...: "I still don't get why fiber optic technology hasn't taken the the place of a two foot stainless steel rod 2 inches in diameter"
What and take away all the sexual thrill for the Doctor???

Not having another one x; 4/26/13, 12:08 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...: We DO have DIY prostate checks here (Germany), the local hospital has a simulator for training purposes.; 4/26/13, 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...: I used to sell home colostomy kits. They never caught on. Mostly women and they couldn't find shoes to match the bag.
Tim; 4/26/13, 12:43 PM
drew458 said...: ... and the proctologist says "My God, there are a dozen red roses stuck up your ass!!"

and the gay guy goes "Read the card! Read the card!"; 4/26/13, 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: "We DO have DIY prostate checks here (Germany), the local hospital has a simulator for training purposes". - Ole Phat Stu

We've had them here for years also, butt we used the "buddy system". It has been field tested in Sam Fran with simulators, without such great results. Except now they come in a state sponsored "pairs".

Geo; 4/26/13, 1:59 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: drew-10!; 4/26/13, 6:58 PM
TimO said...: Idiocracy: "This one goes in your butt, this one goes in your mouth. No, wait... THIS one goes in your mouth and this one goes in your butt..."; 4/26/13, 10:41 PM

Friday, April 26, 2013

Look at your colon

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