Friday, April 12, 2013

MAGNETIC SORUTION



NEWS FLOM EASTEN FLONT                               

Virginia Man Creates Killer Ap to Capture
NorK High Command In One Fell Swoop!

Our own Tailgunner Dick! (Roll-Over)

Killer AP


This gives an all new meaning to bling. It's by no mere coincidence that their uniforms resemble Russian uniforms of the 1950s, and hats designed to make them look taller. Most metals and ribbons usually indicate campaigns where one fought, other theaters where one was stationed, or wounds received. Since they haven't been in any wars since 1950, then in their cases it must mean a lot of good conduct or present at roll call medals. Very impressive indeed. Must be much like Hollywood's awards. They are always presenting themselves with those awards because no one else will, and they desperately need some recognition. - via T.G. Dick



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rodg - you're a very funny guy, the only person I know of that has a pic for every, I mean ALL, occasions.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

iri said...

With that gadget flying overhead and Dick on the stick I think the volcano thing is workable.

Anonymous said...

IRI - Rodg flies. I'm just the tailgunner. I strafe survivors as Rodger is coming off target.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

DougM said...

Man,
that's a lot'a Cracker Jacks!

PS: generally, pot metal, cardboard, and plastic are not magnetic; but if those medals're made of old ration cans, then yeah, mebbe.

I also understand they get a gold medal for each hundred peasants they murder but only silver for babies they starve. They hang 'em on their trousers for livestock raped.

Anonymous said...

Doug, that's why you'll never make it as a government contractor.

Casca

P.S. It's called "Flare".

Anonymous said...

How the hell is it that South Korea has so many beautiful and handsome people, and North Korea has the market cornered on butt ugly?

leelu said...

Anon: Inbreeding. Sixty years with no fresh water in the gene pool.

John said...

Well, they'll all be able to get jobs at that restaurant in 'Office Space'.

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