Saturday, May 18, 2013

Cherry Garcia Undereground

                   
                    
Today's Sticking It To The Man

Cherry Garcia   
Res Ipsa Loquitor


It is our misfortune to like Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.  I can't help thinking those two limousine commies toyed with naming it CHErry GUAVERA, but that's beside the point.  It's MoSup's favorite dessert treat after spicy food, and it's premium priced. Here's a recipe I found, and made. 

The beauty part is that it can be in your freezer in 30 minutes,  That's right, no  cooking required.  If you're a pussy, you're supposed to use irradiated eggs, but that's your silliness.  This recipe uses an ice cream maker.  I use a Cuisinart refurb I bought from Woot for $144, 3 years ago.  It works except I have to put my heavy cast iron chicken fryer on top to keep the motor engaged.  I cannot for the life of me see any "commercial" use for it, but caveat emptor.

Ingredients:

  • 1/4 cup shaved plain chocolate (Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate Trader Joe's Pound Plus Dark Chocolate preferred)
  • 1/4 cup fresh Bing cherries, halved and pitted (you may use canned cherries, but be sure to drain the syrup)
  • 2 large eggs
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 2 cups heavy or whipping cream
  • 1 cup milk

Preparation:

Place the shaved chocolate flakes and the cherries in separate bowls. Cover and refrigerate.

Whisk the eggs in a mixing bowl until light and fluffy, 1 to 2 minutes. Whisk in the sugar, a little at a time, then continue whisking until completely blended, about 1 minute more. Pour in the cream and milk and whisk to blend.

Transfer the mixture to an ice cream maker and freeze following the manufacturer's instructions.

After the ice cream stiffens (about 2 minutes before it is done), add the chocolate and the cherries, then continue freezing until the ice cream is ready.

Yield: 1 quart

How does it taste?  Like Cherry Garcia only better.  I did add the cherries and chocolate too early though.  Next time I'll add them after the machine is finished and the ice cream is still not hard set.   Bonus- I will use this basic recipe for all my home made ice cream henceforth.

You're welcome.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn you sir! The last thing I need in my life is an ice cream maker!

Casca

Juice said...

Cherry Garcia = Jerry Garcia = Grateful Dead. But you knew that.
Your Che joke is in perfect line with the makers of the commercial product, I refuse to buy. So good recipe!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Like good capitalists, Ben & Jerry sold the business and ran with the money.

iri said...

If Baskin & Robbins is in your city there's no reason to buy the commie ice cream. At $10.00 a quart their cherry jubilee ice cream along with a quart of their chocolate fudge; a scoop of each gives you a heart attack that tastes like a chocolate covered cherry.

leelu said...

Boss,

Have you considered adding about a teaspoon of vanilla??

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I figure a quart of my own costs $3.50 max. I promise you that Baskin Robins (yes we have them) is not as good tasting.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I just noticed the Oregon can said "packed in heavy syrup." If heavy syrup means the consistency of water, yeah.

Helly said...

WHAT'S FUNNY: Eschewing B&J's for TJ's.

WHAT'S NOT FUNNY: Once again Rodger, you have inspired me. Tonight I am going to make frozen dessert history without an ice cream machine. I'll foam pasteurized egg white with the KitchenAid and cream with the Whip-It. Fold in flavors and freeze in custard cups.

BONUS: 1) Nothing beat Special Dark. 2) Cherries pre-prepped and frozen at Sam's/Costco. 3) A eighth teaspoon of xanthan gum dramatically improves texture.

Juice said...

When rarely in the mood for committing a mortal sin = Haagen Dazs = the bestest sinful treat evah.

GrinfilledCelt said...

"Have you considered adding about a teaspoon of vanilla?" That's exactly what I was thinking, Leelu, but a teaspoon would be too much. I'd go with 1/4 tsp. Vanilla is to sweets what salt is to savory.
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

Thing is -- salt is to sweet that same thing. Add a pinch of it and the sweet gets sweeter [not too much tho] and better.

yer walcomb
e~C

Anonymous said...

Mmmyeah, as far as I'm concerned Ben can kiss Jerry's ass. I'm not buying their commie ice cream even if it is great stuff.

But every time the wife drags me to Trader Joe's, it looks like the place is full of schoolteachers and socialists (but I repeat myself). And don't just ask me. Ax the guy who started the joint: "Trader Joe's is for overeducated and underpaid people, for all the classical musicians, museum curators, journalists -- that's why we've always had good press, frankly!"

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