Tuesday, February 04, 2014

The Tampon Says ...



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WELCOME TO ANOTHER YEAR IN THE 21st CENTURY

 • Our Phones - Wireless

• Cooking - Fireless

• Cars - Keyless

• Food – Fatless


• Tires – Tubeless

• Dress – Sleeveless
 
• Youth – Jobless

• Leaders – Shameless

• Relationships – Meaningless

• Attitudes – Careless

Babies – Fatherless

• Feelings – Heartless

• Education – Valueless

• Children – Mannerless

• Country – Godless

We are speechless,

Congress is CLUELESS,

our President is WORTHLESS!!

 God help us!

Via R.W. Forsythe








6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't think slogans could be any more bland than the ones on Taco Bell sauce.
Tim

Anonymous said...

"Be unstoppable" Thank you for the howls of derisive laughter which ensued from that bon mot! --Jimmy don\'t play that

DougM said...

Administration - feckless
Administration - clueless
Administration - reckless
Less is more.

Ralph Gizzip said...

What the Hell's the point of a tampon if it's "unstoppable"?

Thomas M. said...

I hear that the latest buzz among coeds is to soak one in vodka before utilizing. Supposedly keeps the likker off her breath.

drew458 said...

"Live fearlessly" it says on the tampon wrapper. OH SURE, now that she's already GOT her period you say that! Where were you 4 days ago when it was worry, worry, run to the bathroom, worry, worry, check the calendar???

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