scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Drink All Night Sober
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Setting aside issues of vile fluids imported from Ireland, the best way to extend one's drinking capacity is to mix in buoyant company, salubrious salt air, rib-slitting laugher, skimpy bathing attire, fire-roasted meat, and the wonders of the cosmos. And ample time to explore the composition.
Whenever somebody asks if I need a baby bottle for my drink, I can honestly answer that I have no knowledge of ever declining a nipple. - 4/26/14, 10:37 AM
- Cuzzin Rick said...
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Helly forgot the cigars.......!
- 4/26/14, 10:42 AM
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Haha. Cuzzin Ricky, Esq., I presume?
Do you suppose the alcohol dehydrogenases enzyme survives the baking process, so we could get the same effect by enjoying bread with cocktails? - 4/26/14, 11:18 AM