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Mad Men Run Amok

Eating Squirrels

FOOD EMERGENCY

TODAY'S "Coping with government induced disaster" memo SHTF Blog has a really good piece up on building a squirrel gun for SHTF scenarios. I don’t want to detract from it because it’s solid and you should read the whole thing, but I do want to offer a note of caution. (I’m certain that the author is aware of everything I’m about to say. Again, I’m not detracting.) I’m a longtime squirrel hunter, and like everyone else, I see them everywhere here in the city and have thought on more than one occasion that if the SHTF I could bag a few for the family. But let’s not be under any illusions: the squirrel population is going to drop to zero really fast when the food runs out. Anyone who’s planning to eat for more than a week on squirrel will go hungry. They just aren’t as plentiful and calorie-rich as you think they are. Assuming that you can get a pound of game meat from an average squirrel, which is optimistic, you’re looking at about 540 calories per squirrel. That may sound like a lot, but it isn’t. If you’re planning to use squirrel for, say, only a quarter the calories of a 2,000-calorie per day diet, then you have to bag one per day per family member. There are about five or six squirrels per acre in urban areas (about two per acre in rural areas), so with four family members to feed and a 100% success rate in killing every squirrel you see, you’re clearing out around three acres every four days in the city. And you’re not the only one trying to eat them! How long is the squirrel population really going to last in your town?  (continued) "Planning to Eat Squirrel when TSHTF? "  That would be me.  Every time a squirrel has a heart attack in our yard I say to MoSup that maybe we ought be encouraging them so's they can feed us when the time comes.  The real reason though, as I've  previously stated,  that I have declared war on squirrels is economic.  Evidently the people who make automobile fuel lines found it cheaper to use a vegetable based, rather than oil material to make their product.  Sold, no doubt, as "saving the environment." Net result, squirrels eat it.  Here's a copy of my most recent—fourth in 6 years—bill for replacing a fuel line.  That bill doesn't not include the cost of road service when I run out of gas on the Bay Bridge! Remember, if squirrels did not have furry tails they'd be indistinguishable from rats.

A real mother-fracker

TODAY'S PSA Eat yur heart out Hank Johnson

Marketing 101

Marketing 101 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That's Direct Marketing.  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He's very rich. Marry him.” That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me”. That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, You walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?” That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich”. That's Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!!! You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. That's Demand and supply gap. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,”I'm very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you-she is your wife! That's competition eating into your market share! I came across this Guide to Marketing and by golly, it's quite good.

Gammy's Douche Formula Revived

Today's PSA

Texting

TEXT THIS Ogilvy Beijing  The ad, which was shown as a trailer to a feature film at the MCL Cinema in Hong Kong, shows a point-of-view account of a person getting into their car and setting off on a drive. The movie theater was equipped with a location-based broadcaster that could send a mass text to everyone in the room at once. At the same time, a special short film aired before the feature showing the ad. The ad, which was shown as a trailer to a feature film at the MCL Cinema in Hong Kong, shows a point-of-view account of a person getting into their car and setting off on a drive. /> The movie theater was equipped with a location-based broadcaster that could send a mass text to everyone in the room at once. At the same time, a special short film aired before the feature showing the ad. It was created by Ogilvy Beijing. Heads up from Metza-Metzger - Bravo

Fitbit dry hump

Fitbit Dry-humping fitbit's Heartbleed PSA If you walk in place, lifting just your heels, while swinging arms vigorously, fitbit gives you full credit.  I'm not trying to cheat (senseless, that), but I hurt me knee a few days ago and really aggravated it yesterday.  I swing a  5# bar bell in each hand and, believe me, it's a workout.  You're welcome. PS: cuzzin ricky brings this about Heartbleed (fkm).

Drink All Night Sober

You're Welcome

Animals Seek Warmth PSA

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PSA Please remember it’s winter and animals seek out the heat of vehicles to stay warm.  Before starting your car, please check around the wheels and engine for these cold animals. You may not even notice they are there. Tom Mann

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SEX MADNESS!

At The Cinema                            PSA It MUST be TOLD! This is a typical sex exploitation film from the early 1930s - complete with wild parties, sex out of wedlock, lesbianism, etc. A chorus girl's exposure to the "casting couch" also exposes her to syphilis.  [Internet Archive] The mind boggles

Laughing Wolf's Fish Fry

PSA "See You There" -Joey Heatherton and Sarah Palin CLICK UPDATE - Whether you come to the fish fry and meet Cameron Diaz or not, C. Blake Powers has a GIFT for YOU!

How can I live longer, Rodge?

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Today's Health PSA How to Live Longer A little steam engine had a long train of cars to pull. She went along very well till she came to a steep hill. But then, no matter how hard she tried, she could not move the long train of cars. She pulled and she pulled. She puffed and she puffed. She backed and started off again. Choo! Choo! But no! the cars would not go up the hill. At last she left the train and started up the track alone. Do you think she had stopped working? No, indeed! She was going for help. "Surely I can find someone to help me," she thought. Over the hill and up the track went the little steam engine. Choo, choo! Choo, choo! Choo, choo! Choo! Pretty soon she saw a big steam engine standing on a side track. He looked very big and strong. ,,, (continued) You're welcome

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Today's PSA on Proper Gun Handling

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Meteor Showers

Today's PSA

Ricky caught playing with Mr. Happy

When Democrats are in charge                                                Early manifestation of this now pervasive, wretched, Liberal, "I'm Okay, You're Okay"  society. .  The kid should have asked mom for a hummer

Must be legit ...

Must be legit... "Find the Attachment of my picture and how we package the money before moving it down to safe keeping in Ghana" “ Hello Friend. My name is Khaleed Hammed, I am a Ghanaian, I work as a Poultry attendant in Colonel Muammar Gaddafi Farm in Tripoli Libya. Before The Civil War, my boss mandated me to took some money to a private safe keeping in Ghana, which worth $500 Millions United States Dollars. After the war, i found out that my boss was killed by a group of dangerous man so now. I am looking for a Good Business Partner, who is trustworthy,honest and who will not later outsmart me as partnership. Also, you must be ready to invest the funds on a lucrative and profitable investment of your choice in your country or any where in the world, apart from Africa. Find the Attachment of my picture and how we package the money before moving it down to safe keeping in Ghana Regards. Khaleed Hammed You're welcome ”

PSA- Home Employment

Are You Qualified to be a Sex-Toy Tester? It's an elite fraternity, not unlike the mile-high club or the Illuminati. “ I thought some of y'all might be interested in picking up some pocket pool cash while working at home?  If you pass the rigorous screening test you might be in the money honey.  I'd try it myself, but there's that court order thing.  I found out that Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick was so successful that the ASTMA (American Sex Toy Mfrs of America) honored him with a steam driven product that bears his name.  ”

Don't let mom throw your stuff out

Today's Tip

Mann

Don't forget to change-your President

PSA

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