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Heavenly Rhyme-Off  Poets Keats and Lord Byron died and Saint Peter said that, sadly, he had but one room for  poets in heaven.  To determine which one, Saint Peter asked them to write a poem in sixty-seconds using the word Timbuktu. Keats wrote: As I was walking on the shore listening to the ocean roar A sailing ship came into view Destination—Timbuktu. Lord Byron wrote As Tim and I astrolling went, We spied three maidens in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I bukt one and Tim bukt two. Harvey Martini, most recently

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