Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine |
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Monday, May 26, 2014
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10 comments:
- toadold said...
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Well those are awfully expensive machines. Why not use the traditional Navajo method. Tie up the prisoner, place his head on a flat rock, then bash his head with a big club?
- 5/26/14, 11:25 AM
- pdwalker said...
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That's brilliant parody.
- 5/26/14, 11:56 AM
- DougM said...
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Or …
you could just send 'em to a VA waiting room. - 5/26/14, 12:36 PM
- DougM said...
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Or …
you could just send 'em over to Planned Parenthood. - 5/26/14, 12:38 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I see it as satire
- 5/26/14, 2:01 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I see it as satire
- 5/26/14, 2:01 PM
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Can this be adjusted to remove heads from the rectal area? It could work 24/7 in Washington DC!
- 5/26/14, 9:54 PM
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Head removal device? It's called the guillotine. Quick, 100% effective and cheap. No wonder our oh-so-modern government can't stand the thought of implementing its use here.
Kim - 5/27/14, 12:50 AM
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They need to replace the Capitol Hill barbershop chairs with some of these...
- 5/27/14, 10:39 AM
- Ralph Gizzip said...
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Damn you, Rodge. You got my hopes up then I saw the link was to The Onion.
- 5/27/14, 7:00 PM