A Bridge Too Far?
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Thursday, August 07, 2014
DUMB DUMB DUMB
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Billy would be so ashamed of Jimmy.
- 8/7/14, 2:14 PM
- Murphy(AZ) said...
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Someone needs to tell that useless anachronism of political waste product to SIT THE HELL DOWN, AND SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Jimmy Carter, you have become more of a laughingstock than your useless brother Billy! At least he came up with a putrid beer to hang HIS name on! What have YOU accomplished, aside from Miss Lillian wishing she hadn't passed on the chance to DROWN you when you were born?
GO AWAY, JIMMY! NOBODY wants to hear from you! NOBODY cares what you think! Find yourself a fetid swamp to throw your useless carcass into, and kindly allow the world to forget that you once shared free air with the rest of us!
Your lot in History will be to forever become the second-worst President EVER!
For as bad as YOU screwed up, O'Bummer has f*cked things up EVEN WORSE!
YOU D*MN LOOSER, YOU! - 8/7/14, 3:45 PM
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JIMMAH CAHTUH: A Study in Spineless Indecision and Ignorance in Positions of Prominence.
Because of gross oversight and clerical error, he was admitted to the US Naval Academy despite its policy against enrolling feeble-minded jerkoffs. Through continuing administrative malfeasance, he took a BS degree and commenced his personal crusade to transform the United States into a weak, socialist, third-rate paper tiger.
He followed up his BS degree with work in nuclear physics and engineering, which prepared him marvelously for dealing with lying, posturing, double-dealing, US-hating, Middle Eastern terrorists. His first book, Why Not The Best? looks into the reasons he failed so miserably and consistently as president. He pushed legislation which would protect various animals already doomed by nature and cause thousands of people their jobs. He promoted quotas for minorities in governmental jobs and college admissions, and sacrificed American prestige and hostages for a shot at the Nobel Peace Prize. He was key in abandoning the country’s claim on the Panama Canal, and spent most of his energies meddling in the internal affairs of other nations by criticizing their human rights policies. A poor farm boy from rural Georgia, he rose to the pinnacle of Worst President in the 20th century, all by himself, and is damned proud of it.
Had he not been born in a rural area of America, he would have been a perennial favorite for Monty Python’s “Upper-Class Twit of the Year” award. His mother apparently was not present at his birth, and he has gone through his adult life as an antique, expired consciousness completely unworthy of resuscitation. My secret suspicion is that he is some sort of Neanderthal cross with a jackass.
Jimmy Carter actually believes that Bill Clinton was a great president who never should have been impeached. In fact, Carter remains convinced that Clinton never lied, since his understanding of oral sex is just talking dirty. It’s entirely possible that the bones in his head never stopped calcifying when the rest of his body reached adulthood.
This animated wad of intellectually anemic protoplasm has a credibility rating on a par with professional wrestling. He makes Dan Quayle sound like a modern Plato. He’s the quintessential walking advertisement for birth control. In fact, I’m just wasting my time here, ‘cause his mother summed it all up very nicely:
“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.’"
Lillian Carter
- 8/7/14, 4:26 PM
- Murphy(AZ) said...
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bocopro:
All I can ad is "Bravo!"
- 8/8/14, 2:59 PM