A professional virgin??

“ Human Barbie Sarah Burge: 'I had vaginal surgery to stop ... The Playboy bunny turned plastic surgeon first made headlines in 2012 after admitting to injecting daughter Hannah- then 15- with Botox, as well as giving youngest daughter Poppy boob job and liposuction vouchers worth £15,000 when she was just 7 years old. 'For my 53rd birthday recently I had virginal rejuvenation to keep me not only young on the outside but inside also- back to being a virgin all over again,’ she says. Revealing that she was unable to have sex for three weeks after surgery- ‘the longest I have ever gone without surgery’, Sarah believes the sex is now better than ever, though she admits much of it is ‘in the mind’. I am not making this up. Yes, Douchebag. ”