Friday, June 26, 2015

*Also, records show that Mayberry have voted a straight Republican ticket since 1952.

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ...

.... nobody was married.

Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Bomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara...

In fact the only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk
. *
c/r

*Records also show that Mayberry have voted a straight Republican ticket since 1952.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yup!
Tim

Anonymous said...

I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that.

Casca

Anonymous said...


*1952

When republicans actually stood for something.

Geo

DougM said...

… and even the gay guy joined the Marines.

Anonymous said...

Good observation, Doug!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I am humbled to be in such an august presence.

Anonymous said...

The gay guy joined the Marines for the gang showers.
Tim

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