Saturday, February 06, 2016

Bada-Bing

I saw an Arab shaking a rug. I just had to ask, "What's wrong Achmed, won't start?"
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Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
2/06/2016 09:40:00 AM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed have a management meeting in heaven to discuss how to control world population.

Jesus says, "Another big earthquake then, Gents?"

Mohammed says, "Nah, just kill all the infidels."

Buddha says, "Don't kill anyone; we must love all living beings, except pedophiles!"

Jesus says, "OK, let's just kill all the pedophiles!"

Mohammed says, "There you go again Jesus, wanting to wipe out all the Muslims!"

Tim

2/6/16, 3:11 PM
DougM said...

Aren't you s'post'a shake demons out of your rug before you pray?
…and fleas.

2/7/16, 2:24 PM

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