According
to a reliable source named "Barney X," Obama will use the executive
order
to address this new threat by imposing a $12 deposit on plastic soft
drink containers
larger than .3 liter. Retailers will be responsible for levying
the
deposit. In addition, he will order bottle manufacturers to inject
plastics with a unique "DNA" that will trace empty bottles back to the
retail level so checkout cameras can identify purchasers if
necessary.
