A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."
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Monday, May 23, 2016
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender hands over the beer and says "No charge". Luigi
- 5/23/16, 7:50 PM
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Did you here about the man who got cooled to absolute zero. He's OK now.
Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react. - 5/23/16, 10:08 PM
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