"Man Steals Clock, Faces Time"
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Tuesday, May 31, 2016
8 comments:
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Juice said...
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For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.
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5/31/16, 9:53 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Juice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.
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5/31/16, 12:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.
I was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.
Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.
I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr. -
5/31/16, 1:16 PM
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Anonymous said...
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For stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Luigi -
5/31/16, 5:19 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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now we're in a proper groove!
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5/31/16, 9:17 PM
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Anonymous said...
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And here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:
Sir H the Comet -
5/31/16, 11:34 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!
Q. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow!
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6/1/16, 12:43 AM
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Anonymous said...
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Tim -
6/1/16, 8:44 AM
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