Friday, September 30, 2016

A man asks the librarian ...

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian "do you have that book for men with small penises?" 

The librarian looks on her computer and says,"I don't know if it's in yet." 

Yeah! That's the one.


Anonymous said...

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... until the librarian make me take it out.

Anonymous said...

And you CHASTISED me for eluding to the fact that liberals have small winkies.......

Anonymous said...

Tim, I see you're still literacy challenged. Why don't you Google the difference between "elude" and "allude"?

toadold said...

A fair number of SJW's have no winkies and are jealous and afraid of those that do.

DougM said...

Hello, librarian, I'm looking for "My Junk."
• It's been checked-out, sir.
• No one's asked to see it, yet, sir.
• We don't handle that, sir.
• You'll find it under "short stories," sir.
• I'm sure Miss Smith will give you a hand, sir.
[attach follow-up applause joke here]

• If you don't quit calling, Mr Weiner, I'm going to have to tell Huma.

Anonymous said...

Years ago I posted the following ad:
Actress wanted to travel with me and take care of my equipment.
Prefer one with a small part who can handle a meaty one.

Caballero Andante

Anonymous said...

What are the three two letter words that define something as being very very small?
Answer "Is it in"
by Gulfbrz

Anonymous said...

Thank you anonymous 11:11. Unlike experts (that hide their identity) like you, us commoners stumble through life trying to live up to the standards you set!

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