"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
You left me hanging with the Mozart Hayden joke!
Tom, hanging here too. Consolation: Why Couldn't Mozart Find His Piano Teacher? Answer: He was Haydn.
In keeping with the classical music theme - Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses? They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
I think it was this..Mozart wrote a piece of music for Haydn to prove he cannot play it. He needed to use both hands and nose. What was the song names? Is there any song that requiere to use both hands and the nose?HERE
What's the name of the book?
Best Jokes of 1890I think
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