"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
editor from the Baltimore Sun walks into a bar and was about to order a
beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP “Make
America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.
He doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a
Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone
can hear:“Drinks for everyone in here,
bartender…but not for the ‘Republican’!”
Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a
big smile, waves at him then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud
This infuriates the editor.
After a few minutes, the editor once again loudly orders drinks for
everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother
the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, “Thank you!”
A few more minutes pass and the editor orders another round of drinks
for everyone except the Republican.
Just as before, this STILL doesn’t seem to faze the Republican who
continues smiling and again yells out, “Thank you!!”
Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the editor asks
the bartender, “What is wrong with that Right Wing C'sucker? I’ve
ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all
the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”