A man was telling his buddy: "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said: 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?""Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Bernie Sander’s presidential campaign.’”, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Bernie Sander’s presidential campaign.’”
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, July 05, 2019
It resonates her boss
Rodger the Real King of France
7/05/2019 06:53:00 PM
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
2 comments:
- Drew458 said...
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Good one. Now take out the typos and it will be even better.
Phah, I screw up with copy/paste all the time too. - 7/7/19, 10:18 AM
- oy vey ole' said...
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What if Rodger doesn't realize there's a few typos? He ain't getting any younger y'know.
- 7/8/19, 4:38 PM
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