Showing posts with label Barn Army. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barn Army. Show all posts

Monday, December 07, 2015

Disney Tank Training Film




BARN ARMY TRAINING                                  










Interesting that we (Canadians, anyway) knew about the benefits of heavy sloped tank armor in 1942, yet only the Soviets used the technique in their T-34 tank that defeated Hitler's  more heavily armored Tiger tanks. 

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Flying the Hellcat



BARN ARMY TRAINING                                  
 




I imagine that many of you, like me, need some brushing up on flying the Grumman  Hellcat.  You're welcome. Semper Pie!


Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Buy a Bazooka at Sunny's Surplus Today!





BEING PREPARED


Now, dear friends, as part of my stress therapy to help stop obsessing over knowledge that my country—one that I proudly defended; one that my father and stepfather also defended, with one giving his life in that service—that my country is in the hands of a man illegitimately conceived and allowed to govern through legerdemain and by a body politic increasingly having no investment whatever in this nation, and increasingly most  willingly stupefied .... where am I?  I'm lost in my own compound sentence.  I want to talk about the M-6 Anti-Tank Rocket Launcher (Bazooka).

I did some scouring of Maryland's draconian gun laws, and nowhere found its, the bazooka's, prohibition.  Did you know that?  If it's legal in Maryland, then it's almost certainly legal in your state.  Did you know how versatile and easy to use
is the bazooka ?  Watch the instructional video and be amazed.  Every patriot ought have a bazooka in the gun closet.  URGENT! Act quickly before Obama declares by fiat that the sale of bazooka ammo is prohibited.  And remember your oath.


Barn Army Oath

On my honor I will do my best 
To do my duty to God and my country 
and to obey the Barn Army Law; 
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, 
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Barn Army Law

A Barn Armyer is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, 
courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean, and reverent, and heavily armed.
Smoke'm if you got'm

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Tailgunner Dick Gets Taught




BARN ARMY TRAINING                                  


The  Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick Story

Starring Burgess Meredith as "dick"
and Ronald Reagan as TRKOF





As hokie as some of them are, including this one,  I love these old WWII training films, and there's a treasure trove of them now on the "Tube"


Monday, December 08, 2014

Booby Traps




BARN ARMY CONTINUING EDUCATION
BOOBY TRAPS
                               
 






Tuesday, September 16, 2014

NEW BARN ARMY MOTTO

TODAY'S BARN ARMY




Thanks To Staff Major Admiral Metzger; Chief B.A. Education Services

Saturday, July 05, 2014

Rummaging in the attic

(I just found this from 2008)
Morning Report

Here's the updated Barn Army Kids Shoot film, but without the kids.  In other words, just the Barn Army.  The first go-around missed about a half-dozen people,  due to sloppy record keeping by my adjutant, Major Secretary Bunns (#28).  This time, every member has a number, which facilitates guessing who is who?  If the guesser happens to also be the guessee, then we have validation, otherwise I am not responsible if, say, Kim du Toit says he's number 34, when he's not. 

The Kids Day at the Barn video is also updated.

Let's begin. 

The King of France, and Archbishop of Canterbury is #22.  A lot of people ask, Hey Rodge, why did the King of France fight for the Yankees?  Well, it was a tough call.  The CSA had the legal, and slavery not withstanding, moral authority to secede. On the other hand, I was not native to any of the Confederate states, so I felt it was my obligation to fight, not so much for Lincoln, as against the Democrat party who were  undermining him at every corner. I hate liars and traitors, and Democrats were the traitors, during that conflict, not the Confederates.  Now here's something you didn't know.

After Lee surrendered his Army, at Appomattox, I met with Lincoln with this proposal.  We keep the vanquished South under arms, and restore full citizenship if they will join us in waging war on Democrats led by that traitorous scoundrel George B. McClellan.  Lincoln agreed, but was tragically assassinated before my commission as Chief General in Charge was made official. Nearly a century later, General George S. Patton, Jr., having read my memoirs, made the same proposal to Eisenhower in regard the German army, and filthy commies.   Little did he know that FDR's closest advisors were Democrats, and they squashed it. 

Carry on.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Support

Oh My




Friday, April 04, 2014

Katie Kane offered Barn Army commission









BUT, WAIT!

Her name’s Katie, she’s a USAF F-16 crew chief. She’s a hardcore Boston Red Sox fan and is obsessed with her dog, Pongo. She gets hit on and asked on dates so often that she just tells people she’s in a relationship. Her smile is even better in person.

The Brigade has the full gallery

tommy lee smith

Katie has been tendered an immediate commission  as batman to the Barn Army Commander, with a breveted rank of Admiral Commander. We await anxiously.


Sunday, January 05, 2014

Barn Army News - Where Are they Now?





Samurai Attorney General, TFV







Received correspondence from Barn Army Samurai A/G Teresa from Virginia. She's been on indefinite leave for a few years.  She says hi to y'all,  and is having a wonderful time in her semi-retirement.  Truth is, after  co-producing this  Barn Army recruiting film a few years ago, she became something of media  darling; cult following and all.  She requested indefinite leave to explore her opportunities. Also, she promised to look for  several hundred feet of outtakes that included classified footage of a very high ranking officer  choreographing the jump scene.  

Of course, as a senior B.A. officer, TFV is accorded a 24/7 guard of BA secret commando body guards,  as shown in her photo.  Have fun T;  miss you; hope you'll end this silliness and get back to passing judgment on the bad guys. .  Have you found the lost film yet?








Monday, August 19, 2013

California Dreaming


California Dreaming
Res Ipsa Juice

Saturday, June 01, 2013

Mack the Euro Blue Dane

             
                                                                     Catharsis
This just in ....
"Mack Juice Huge" - the European Blue Dane
Juice's Euro Blue Dane' Mack'

Hey Rodger,
Just wanted to share our soon to be new family member. He's a five week old European Blue Dane. We chose his name to include the kennel name: JJ's Viking Valley Blue Mack Truck. ;p Call name is Mack. Ain't he cute? And yes, I have done mucho study on Danes, with special regard to feeding and health. Can't wait to get him home.

Juice


Our congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Juice .  I think he favors Mr. Juice, wot.

Monday, March 04, 2013

Wanted: Amazon Batgirl

Barn Army                 

Important Secret Internal Documents

Amazon RAK           
Res Ipsa Loquitor

Chandragupta Maurya, considered by most to be India's greatest ruler, had a personal bodyguard of more than five hundred "Amazon" warrior women.  So there's that.  Since my batman, Casca, has lately become insolent and too often absent, I am looking for a replacement.  But, this time a batgirl, whom I now persuaded will be more reliably solicitous and able to offer proper succor in time of crisis.  Send resume to the Barn.
Tom Smith does not qualify

Saturday, February 16, 2013

The smibsid Girls

Tails of the Gun  

The Bond smibsid Girls

Res Ipsa Loquitor


The Colt on the right is serial# 314 with Ivory grips autographed by Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell , The one on the left is an old Colt official police with Ivory , that I gave her for her Confirmation Gift ! - smibsid



Sunday, February 03, 2013

FREE Pvt-Cdr (SS) MichigammeDave!





Dispatch from Pvt-Cdr(SS) MichigammeDave



Good morning!

I wanted to drop you a short message to let you know I'm going to Ann Arbor Monday to start a treatment plan for a tumor on my pancreas. My wife Julie and I will be leaving Sunday night and intend to take our time getting there.

This has been a while in the making - I'm retired Navy, and subject to TriCare (2 lies for the price of one - they don't try, and they don't care) for my medical insurance. They don't like to allow their subjects to leave their network for treatment, and it took a LOT of pressure to get this authorized. But we won!

Anyway, I'd be grateful for the prayers and support of the C&S community as we deal with this situation. Hopefully, we can get this tumor to shrink, or go away, or something, so I can come back and resume commenting - which I've missed greatly, but I just haven't felt witty lately, know what I mean?
  I'll let you know the outcome, if any.

Thanks,

Dave Williams
(Pvt-Cdr(SS) MichigammeDave)



Pray for Dave Williams
You have our prayers Dave—and the B-52 is at your disposal to nuke the crap out of that fiendish monster!
Supreme Junior CDR Rodge, BA

UPDATE MESSAGE FROM DAVE (@/3/13) 

Thank you for your prayers - know that it joins with many, many others from friends and relatives around the world. I am blessed!
Dave


 

Monday, November 26, 2012

Recruiting - Barn Army

THE BARN ARMY NEEDS YOU








 A Dedicated Dick Learns New Stuff and Moves Ahead

Dangerous Missions, You Pay Us, Snappy Uniforms

Monday, August 27, 2012

Where's Casca?







Where's Casca?
Where's Casca?

I've been doing this blog for 10 years and 4 months, and my first naked picture comes from casca?  Impertinent too (" salute to a man who will never be king" ) I  think he's the old guy in the middle.


Thursday, June 14, 2012

Hooker's Pledge




From The Barn Army's John Phillip Sousa - James Hooker


The Pledge from James Hooker on Vimeo.

Adapted, written and performed by James Hooker.


           

Saturday, May 05, 2012

Press Release- Fly-Swatter

Press Release
Res Ipsa Loquitur

Barn Army test pilot, and my batman casca, is shown flying our prototype flying machine called the "Fly Swatter."  He's about to drop a test bomblet (actually a canister filled with pig-poop so as not to raise alarm) on a San Francisco government building. 
 casca

Friday, March 09, 2012

Job Testing


How Tim W came to be a pilot




Res Ipsa Loquitur

.One of the questions from the career placement test given college student applicants for a military commission.
 
"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect"
 
Those who answered "spine" went to medical school...the rest went to pilot training.




   Tim W