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The High Kicker
by some kid
So this soldier got his leg
shot off in the army. When the doctor said well, now you can get
out
of the army. the guy started sobbing, and the doctor said what's
wrong?
The guy said, all my life I wanted to be in the army, and I would
rather
be dead than be kicked out. So the doctor said, but this is a war
zone
and I don't have the right bone to put in your leg, and after two
days
it will be
too late. Now the soldier is really crying when the doctor says,
wait. I know what. I'll use the bone that makes your peter
stand up
when a girl walks by. And it worked! and he went back to
his outfit.
One day they were having marching practice when a pretty girl walked by
... and ... stop laughing, I can't finish the joke- sneee - I'm
dying
here. Stop laughing Timmy. He kicked the guy in front of
him in the
head and killed him ... and heeee stop .... I'm not
finished. They asked ...sneeee
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