Showing posts with label Horrors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horrors. Show all posts

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Whistle of Death


 

BOO!




Tommy Lee Smith found this  Aztec Death Whistle video.  Trilby McTip commented on site,  "I make a similar sound when my Mom forgets to restock the Doritos."  War chants are meant to impose psychological terror on your enemy; it would tighten my sphincter.   One of the best of this ilk is this Zulu war chant from the  1964 film  "Zulu" (which  is still a 5 star  watch).


Neither, however, can compete with the Shriek of the Harpy for full heart-stopping horror.

Sunday, January 05, 2014

Getting touched in bad places

CRAP



Won't be able to do much stuff for awhile.  First thing Monday morning I'll be under the knife.  One-eye monster surgery.  No exercise or lifting for more than a week. I have to tell you that I am already nervous as hell, because I don't let anybody touch it ever; it's a phobia.  MoSup has been putting pre-op drops (of three meds)  into my eye, 4 td, for three days now.  She needs a crowbar to keep my eye open, so how the hell am I going to react when having to stare at a light on the ceiling while they cut the lens out of my eye?  The answer is they clamp it open.  That's like being in a state of paralysis while the medical examiner saws open your skull.   Worst thing I've ever had to do, but I can't even see the target at 25 yards anymore.  My left eye isn't as bad, but gets worse by the month, so that one gets done next month. 

If you've been through cataract surgery, you know that you
basically have 2 choices of replacement lenses.  The $1000 lens comes in either far-sighted or near-sighted.  The $3000 lens supposedly focuses much like natural vision, so you don't need glasses at all.  Insurance pays for option A, the other comes out of my pocket,  so I've chosen to be near-sighted since most of my time is spent reading or the computer.  I'll wear glasses for driving. 

Pray for me. That I don't cry like a baby tomorrow,  and have to be restrained. 







Saturday, September 15, 2012

Today's Horror

BOO




Monday, September 03, 2012

Wolverine!

Republicans Imagine The Day After Obama's Reelection: A GOP Convention Survey


I found this Huff&Puff article condescendingly grating, given the now inevitable massive rejection of Teh One at the polls in November.  Newt's answer, "That's a thought so terrible I can't contemplate it," comes closest to what most of us think.  It's what I would answer, because my real answer—that I would take my arsenal into the mountains and join the Wolverine's in ridding society of the pea-brained, mother fuc—whoa.  I almost said that out loud.
Res Ipsa Loquitor

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Barney Frank and The Ginger Kennedy


Barney and the Ginger Kennedy
The Mayan End Times Prophecy?

 
Plague
Barney and the Ginger Kennedy

The death in 2009 of senator Edward Kennedy was seen as a landmark [blessing], leaving no Kennedys in high political office and ending the last high-profile public link to the era of the
assassinated JFK. 

Joseph P. Kennedy III is in the final stages of preparing a Congressional run, with hopes to succeed retiring Democratic Representative Barney Frank, the Boston Globe and Rhode Island Public Radio reported, quoting family and Democratic sources. [Full Horror]

Meanwhile in an alternative universe 


Saturday, October 30, 2010

Wicked Bitch

KA-CHING!
is back - with scary pictures

Boned Jello