I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP

Canada’s largest school board says it is phasing out the word “chief” from senior staff’s job titles out of respect for Indigenous peoples. I am not making this up

CNN: Are Jews People?

Tail Pipes

In other news, Barry Soetoro is President of the United States Millionaire businessman Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was charged with raping an 18-year old woman at his London flat. The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible his penis may have been poking out of his underwear when he tripped and fell on her. . The jury acquitted Abdulaziz after just 30 minutes of deliberations. [story] In other news: “We definitely can’t say Christmas, nothing with Christmas on it, nothing with Santa,” PTA President Mimi Ferrer said administrators told her. “No angels. We can’t even have a star because it can represent a religious system, like the Star of David.”

Piss For Equality!

The Pasty Face Maggot Pie

Feminists Fall For #PissForEquality Hoax This is gross. And also sad. Progressivism continues its inevitable descent into complete parody. According to Right Wing News, a few n’er do wellers on 4chan had a brilliant idea: see if they could convince people to, “publicly piss/sh*t their pants in the name of ‘Equality?'” (Legal Insurrection) @AprilTrubody Having to wash a pair of jeans is nothing compared to rape. #pissforequality I made the effort. You should too. 4:40 AM - 5 Oct 2015 Here is my contribution for the #PissForEquality stand up for equality! #feminism 12:31 PM - 5 Oct 2015 Casey Green @meeecaseygreen sooooo heres my support for #pissforequality please join this cause it means a lot to me and others who've suffered 5:02 AM - 2 Oct 2015 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There is nothing—NOTHING!— that I can add to this

Michelle's Underpants Gala

STFU Michelle   MICHELLE OBAMA CELEBRATES HER UNDERPANTS “ Speaking at a White House fashion education workshop Wednesday, First Lady Michelle Obama regaled her audience on her choice of undergarments: Spanx. Michelle Obama spoke about the history of Sara Blakely, the founder of the Spanx brand of women's form-shaping undergarments. To sum up her comments Obama assured those gathered that "we all wear them--with pride." [Continued] ”

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Green Bread

I am not making this up In my bachelor days I saw this in my fridge every day.

Adventures with Rakesh

That's What I See “ Last Week ”

Ye Old Dishwasher Turkey Recipe

HOLIDAY FOOD TIP Believe it or not, people have been cooking all kinds of savory meats in their dish washers since the 1970's. Renowned chef, David Burke, says that can even include the star of your holiday feast! Sealing the bird tightly in a number of Tupperware containers and running it for a few cycles will apparently do the trick. It probably isn't the best way to get that classic golden sheen, but it will definitely be a conversation starter around the dinner table!  Click here for the full recipe. ViaThe Daily What

Barry & His Squeeze

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In Pelosi, Obama Sees Vital Ally for Securing Legacy Legends I am not making this up Here.

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America Remade in Obama's Vision

Obama inauguration: We will remake America, vows President Obama America's first black president promises to roll back Bush years and restore nation's moral standing                Bush. Never figured out what the media wanted the mission to be. Liberal equality.

PSA- Home Employment

Are You Qualified to be a Sex-Toy Tester? It's an elite fraternity, not unlike the mile-high club or the Illuminati. “ I thought some of y'all might be interested in picking up some pocket pool cash while working at home?  If you pass the rigorous screening test you might be in the money honey.  I'd try it myself, but there's that court order thing.  I found out that Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick was so successful that the ASTMA (American Sex Toy Mfrs of America) honored him with a steam driven product that bears his name.  ”

You've come a long way baby

Must Eat Brains                      Think YOU are being overstretched in the office? Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible working “  Esskay ”

Spelunking the "ex"

"a wonderful story of hope." “ Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure .. Wait a minute ... panty pudding?  Gag.  Huffington Post's account is a tad more circumspect than d-listed's.. “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. Back to d-listed for Alex's preparation. Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Oh sweet jayzuz - I'm going to ralph.  Gas mask?  I can see why. I'm sorry for this.  Blame Tim W,  who said it was "a wonderful story of hope."   ”

Today's Stumper

One of these stories is true Man With 100 Pound Willy? or Obama's Biography? Eat your heart out Madonna

Earn Carbon Credits

GREEN CRAP Carbon credits from dairy manure Here's how to play at home! Or, you can crap on your shag pile. It's the effort that counts, not the result.

Baldy

what to do now that it's out?

Creaming of a president's trousers

White creamy stuff deposited on a president's clothing. Certified: nothing added to this picture.   Obama is seen here wiping white creamy stuff from off his trousers. The picture was evidently snapped by Andrew Kaczynski, a young man from San Francisco who makes his living as a muck-raker.  Lately he's been selling dirt, old quotations, and anything else that might embarrass GOP presidential  aspirants,  to various internet sites.  He appears to have considerable interest in  gay issues.  In this Tweet Andrew (not Andy) claims that the "white cream"  was somehow spewed on Obama by an unidentified woman eating yogurt.  There is no mention of the tiny silver spoon.  I know what you're thinking, and no.  There has been no hint whatever of any oral history involving Obama and a woman.

Abortionists pray for more abortions

Must Eat Brains               Planned Parenthood: 40 Days of Prayer for Abortion

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TRKOF&S - Woman of the Year!

Subject: Registry of Distinguished Women Date: Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:05:38 -0600 (CST) From: "Women's Association" "It is our pleasure to inform you ...."

Horry Clap.  This is— will be— a major award!  There will be sacrifice, to be sure, but doesn't anything worthy of major award recognition require some? I'll just get myself primed for what comes next.   Never mind.  Besides, it was for last year.