Showing posts with label What? Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What? Food. Show all posts

Saturday, January 07, 2017

To Die For


                                                           FOOD+



Saturday, March 12, 2016

Alcatraz Menu

You dirty rats! I ain't eatin' no more Mexican soup

Monday, April 20, 2015

A Simple Dinner


                                                           FOOD

A Simple Dinner



When the wife's in Florida visiting her girlfriends I'm not much for standing on ceremony in the kitchen.  Here's one of my favs (originally sent by Metzger via Eddie Lowenstein). I'm sure Helly will find a way to use some of her electric gizmos, but the result will be much the same.

Friday, September 06, 2013

HOLD THE MAYO

Oh My




Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Spelunking the "ex"

                   
                    

  "a wonderful story of hope."

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure ..

Wait a minute ... panty pudding?  Gag.  Huffington Post's account is a tad more circumspect than d-listed's..

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day.

Back to d-listed for Alex's preparation.

Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in.

Oh sweet jayzuz - I'm going to ralph.  Gas mask?  I can see why. I'm sorry for this.  Blame Tim W,  who said it was "a wonderful story of hope."  





Sunday, January 22, 2012

I hate when I see that

I'm Just Axing ..




Monday, October 17, 2011

Fish - the new chicken

Fish: The New Chicken



Fish-The New Chicken
Watch out for bones, or you'll choke.