Swiss Sheesh!

STAB ME IN THE LIVER

Are you Shtng Me? That's like saying you must ehthanize cockroaches before killing them.  Really.

You Idiot

A fine perspective

“ Perspective December 7, 1941 to May 8, 1945 is 3 years, 5 months, 1 day. March 21st 2010 to October 1 2013 is 3 years, 6 months, 10 days. This is the time we were attacked at Pearl Harbor to the day Germany surrendered. Mobilization of millions, building tens of thousands of tanks, planes, jeeps, subs, cruisers, destroyers, torpedoes, millions upon millions of guns, bombs, ammo, etc. Turning the tide in North Africa, Invading Italy, D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, Race to Berlin - all while we were also fighting the Japanese in the Pacific!! And, I might add, Kicking their ass! Keeping people employed, and even with rationing providing a decent standard of living, fostering country loyalty and patriotism. This is the time from Obamacare being signed into law and the first day of implemntation. ***** An utter, total disaster,  because the Obamunists machine is comprised of people who never accomplished a thing in their entire lives but talk; never managed anything. never met a payroll, never participated in the real world beyond ivory tower academia or running for office.  Never operated anything. never built anything, never had to worry about logistics or contractors. Even Hitler and Mussolini were able to get this aspect of their versions  of a fascist governmnt right. Ron Metzler (with some edits) ”

Clucks Named Kerry and Obama

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Clucks Cluck German intel shows Assad did not order Syria gas attack: report The tabloid Bild am Sonntag reported over the weekend that a German intelligence ship deployed in the eastern Mediterranean intercepted messages among Syrian officials that indicate Mr. Assad’s commanders went behind his back in launching the chemical weapons after he tried to block them. McCain: Maybe Obama should go ahead and bomb Assad without Congress’s approval A little taste of what might have been during a McCain presidency. Sent from my iPad McCain acknowledged the decision would be a difficult one for Obama, but  said of the GOP "They are not going to impeach the president. They’re not that crazy.”   McCain just days ago threatened  Obama's impeachmet  if "boots hit the ground," just after voting in the Senate to allow just that.  An as an aside, had McCain become president, I'm guessing he'd have eaten some bad brownies in 2009 and  President Palin  would never ever have made John Kerry Sec/State. CIA Director promises to produce Benghazi survivors for Congressional testimony Sent from my iPad But Wait!  Secy Kerry tells congress he will not honor the request to make Benghazi survivors available for questioning.  This once again casts light on the tension between the CIA and State Department over Benghazi.  In the immediate aftermath of the sacking  ...

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Secret Obama Plans on Whiteboard

The Obamissariat KLIK for Doug Ross Story

Crist scores a boil

The most coveted endorsement in politics Robert F. Kennedy Jr. endorses Agent Orange!

Look at Crist.  I get the feeling that, standing there - with the poster boy for democrat party left-tardery, the full realization  has crash landed on that fluffy white noggin that this quixotic adventure has cost him his last shred of  dignity and self-respect  How humiliating.

Franken and Grayson

When life imitates idiots

Yesterday  reader "on prozac" brought yet another Alan Grayson video to my attention.  I almost skipped it, having already posted some of the Florida democrat's outrageous crap.  I did watch however, and truly thought it was a comedy skit like the Pete Tagliani/ Winfield Adcock skit  Franken & Davis (yes, that Franken) did on an early SNL show.  It's not; this is no parody.   [ dissolve to Al as Tagliani, seated at desk ] Pete Tagliani: Hi! I'm Pete Tagliani! I want you to help me unseat Winfield Adcock in the upcoming Fifth Congressional election, so I can go to Washington to slash taxes! Now, HOW am I gonna slash taxes? By making the FAT CATS pay their fair share! Now, I have here... [ he holds up a folder ] Winfield Adcock's 1968 tax return! A year in which he earned over $400,000... but paid... [ he looks ] twenty-six cents in income tax. Now this FAT CAT is RIPPING you off! And I say it's time we send a man to Washington... who's gonna work for the hardworking taxpayer like you! And I say... I'm that man. So vote for me: Pete Tagliani. You'll be glad you did! [ fade to black, come up on "ADCOCK: He Hates High Taxes" screen ] Announcer: The following is a paid political message by the We Need Adcock Committee. [ dissolve to Tom as Adcock, seated in chair ] Winfield Adcock: Hello. I'm Congressman Winfield Adcock, your representative from the Fifth District, and this year I'm running for re-election. Already, my opponent, Pete [ purposefully mispronounced ] Tag-li-o-ni... has stooped to the lowest level of mudslinging, by accusing ME of financial misconduct. [ reaches for a folder marked EVIDENCE ] Well, I have here... documented evidence proving my innocence. It is indeed surprising to hear charges -- SCURRILOUS charges -- such as these, coming from a man who's himself of low moral character! Mr. Tag-li-o-ni controls all of the city's massage parlors and porno houses, a position he's gained through his lifelong connections with the mob and the recording industry! I say vote for me, Winfield Adcock! I hate high taxes! The anti-Grayson Commercial

Nuts

A Shrink Asks: What's Wrong with Obama?

Well, he is one you know. Cuzzin Ricky brought this, what I missed, to my attention.  First thing I saw was this apparent lede --  The 9mm won't save your ass Obama!  It's actually an oddly placed advertisement for combat arms training, but it made me wet.  Robin of Berkeley, a shrink from  ... you know,  begins ... "Obama's odd mannerisms intrigue a psychotherapist like me. He also presents a serious diagnostic challenge. "   Actually this is a good read even if it was about a nobody.  Here's a few snippets about Mr. Nutjob. “ For one, Obama's teleprompter and the men behind the Blackberry keep him well-scripted. We know so little about the facts of his life. But it's more than just a lack of information. Obama himself is a strange bird. He doesn't fit easily into any diagnostic category. Many people attribute Obama's oddness to his narcissism. True, Obama has a gargantuan ego, and he is notoriously thin-skinned. Yet a personality disorder like narcissism does not explain Obama's strangeness: his giggling while being asked about the economy; his continuing a shout-out rather than announcing the Ft. Hood shootings; or his vacations, golfing, partying and fundraising during the calamitous oil spill. Take also Obama's declaring on the "Today Show" that he wants to know whose ass to kick. Consummate narcissists would never stoop to this vulgar display of adolescent machismo. Obama is flat when passion is needed; he's aggressive when savvy is required. What's most worrisome is that Obama doesn't even realize that his behavior is inappropriate. So if it's not just simple narcissism, what is wrong with Obama? Since I've never evaluated him, I can't say for sure. But I can hazard some educated guesses. If I saw a client as disconnected as him, the first thing I would wonder: Is something wrong with his brain? And I'd consider the following theoretical diagnostic possibilities. --Physical problems: There are a multitude of physiological conditions that can cause people to act strangely. For instance ... continue ” What the hell is it with Democrats? Bill Clinton almost certainly a sociopath, Algore completely unhinged since voters dissed him in 2000; John Kerry afflicted with pathologies that break new ground, Obama a  ... . .  I just read  Congressional Democrats think Americans want what they’re selling, by Gary Andres.  More of the same.  These people are so sure that they're right to the point of insanity.  Like I said, rabid dogs, all.

Sack of Stuff

A nice pocket knife

I voted Democrat because...

Pfuck Pfather Pfleger

Chicago Cardinal to Honor Father Pfleger With Lifetime Achievement Award

Call me Boggled.

Deep Thoughts

The Boat Launch

“ Guy's first boat. Wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. Asked his buddies at the union hall.  "Piece of cake.  Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when you're launching it." Now he's wondering what they meant?  Shoot, he can barely get his trailer into the water! ” Merrily swears that's how it happened, and I believe her.

Marcia Coakley

Rapid Response [Mark Steyn]

Famous Yankee fan Curt Schilling “ I love the way every time Martha Coakley attempts to correct the missteps in her campaign she ends up amplifying them. Portrayed as a hack put up by the party machine who can't be bothered campaigning with real voters, she busses in Obama, Kerry and various minor Kennedys for a rally at a private school. Revealed as a dimwit who can barely string a coherent sentence together on war and foreign policy, she fires back that she only took her position on Afghanistan because the idiot primary voters made her do it. Hammered as the emblem of a lazy out-of-touch one-party state whose ruling establishment takes power for granted, she issues a press release complaining about Election Day irregularities dated the day before the election. Democrats do what they have to do, but she better have a good case here because the difference between Massachusetts and Coleman/Franken in Minnesota is that this time round the Dems' tired old jiggery-pokery is part of the rap against them. ” Here's the Corner's link, but it was so delicious I ate it all.

Obama Motors

The Law of Physics

I have no way of knowing whether this is real, but it passes the sniff test.  Even if it's ginned up, the fact that it's out there means it satisfied the first rule of parody: ring a bell with the intended audience.  Merrily

DIY masks

Who were those masked men?

Well, burglars can be different. The stupid ones just wear hoods hoping that their faces won’t be seen on a security camera. The "smart ones" wear masks. Our guys are not smart. To conceal their faces they simply used a permanent marker pen to DRAW "masks" on their faces and tried to rob an apartment in Carroll, Iowa.  Naturally, they were found and arrested very quickly.  [story]

Play Chlamydia for Sam

You Get It All!

Leading New Jersey to Water

mabe me bok bike bis

Today's Metaphor

Jackasses

Doug M's brother Dave shows his bloodline.

Gitmo Frills

Even More Humane ...

I think that had Bush issued this blow-up accoutrement to Gitmo Islamos, the left would've been assuaged, and we wouldn't now be releasing these MOFOs willy-nilly.  As it is,  this is no surprise, is it? .

C/R

Chop Chop

MEN:  DON'T CUT US SHORT!

STOP RELIANCE ON EUROPEAN SMEGMA IMPORTS

Let my PeePee GO!   Tom Mann rides his bike around DC every day and takes pictures.  Yesterday's focus was on yet another angry mob picketing congress for .. I don't know.  Running a circumcision mill in the bowels of the capitol building?  All this does is deflect attention from more pressing needs, like investigating how the NCAA chooses it's national football champion.  Sheesh.