The USS Jimmy Carter is bad enough

Hillary Clinton plans to attend the launching ceremony of a warship. And not just any warship, but the USS Gabrielle Giffords, named for the leftist congresswoman who was shot in the head by another leftist nut job. [FULL] metzger

Today's Ignorant Twat

Judis Priest!

“ That Inevitable, Permanent Majority for the Democrats A few days ago, John Judis, the co-author of the book on every liberal’s bookshelf, The Emerging Democratic Majority, took to the pages of National Journal to write an article called The Emerging Republican Advantage. Hilarity Ensues ... So, who does Judis think can win consistently for Republicans. No surprise: RINOs. It now appears that, in some form, the Republican era which began in 1980 is still with us. Reagan Republicanism—rooted in the long-standing American distrust of government, but perhaps with its roughest theocratic and insurrectionary edges sanded off for a national audience—is still the default position of many of those Americans who regularly go to the polls. It can be effectively challenged when Republicans become identified with economic mismanagement or with military defeat. But after the memory of such disasters has faded, the GOP coalition has reemerged—surprisingly intact and ready for battle. What Judis elides over and dismisses is the fact that [Full] In a world where there are three parent babies, this flip-floppery is normal. ”

Killing McDonald's

— those miserable twats!

“ Is the Left slowly killing off McDonald’s? Dan Thompson is on his way out the door as CEO of fast food giant McDonald’s. This is not terribly surprising, since the Golden Arches have turned in some poor numbers compared to their competitors for a while now. There are a few reasons for this, some of which came as a surprise to me, as outlined by my friend Stephen Green (a.k.a. Vodkapundit). One big factor which doesn’t seem to make a lot of news is that the primary component of burgers is beef, and the cost has been on the rise. The biggest example on that front is when they abandoned beef tallow in the fries to satisfy the demands of the vegans. Those fries used to be addictive! It was the highlight of a visit to their establishment. After the change they were just not the same. ..... But that particular surrender was only one element of a larger war that McDonald’s was losing, as Stephen explains. The Left has been waging a cultural war against McDonald’s for decades now, and the results are telling. It won its fight against the chain in the early 1990, forcing McD to remove the beef tallow from the french fries, in order to avoid offending the tender sensibilities of vegetarians. The company’s troubles began in earnest with the emasculation of its world-class fries, but the trend has accelerated with the ascension of Michelle Obama to First Lady. She rails tirelessly against affordable and wholesome-but-bland food which parents can actually get their kids to eat, because buttinskies can’t be happy without buttinsking. McDonald’s has tried to comply by offering healthy apple wedges in place of french fries in children’ Happy Meals, but it’s obvious that the Left won’t be happy with anything short of the chain converting to McTofu & Gruel. McDonald’s is feeling the squeeze on its core customers: undiscriminating children and hurried adults on a budget. Most everyone else abandoned McD for the likes of Five Guys or Panera, and the chain has so far shown no talent for winning them back. It’s going to take much more than just a new CEO if McDonald’s is going to have a chance of victory on any of these three fronts — it’s going to take a reimagining of the company — or a return to serving its core customers, and serving up a super-size middle finger to the Left. [Is the Left slowly killing off McDonald’s?] Funny, I was gonna ask the same question as that kid. ”

Common Core Idiocy

—   Common Core what?                                    you berks Common sense                drummermanrick

Chelsea Handler Goes Nuclear On Piers

Rodney Dangerfield built a comic career around jokes about not
getting any respect and was loved by millions. Piers Morgan has
turned into a joke who doesn't get any respect. T.Mann

Andy - Self Indulgent Twattage

Things that could have been good, but ruined by a moment of self indulgent Liberal twattage.   Did you find it? If not, you may be a Liberal twat.

Mandela's Fake ...

1-2-3 FAKES in ONE “ JOHANNESBURG — A man who appeared to provide sign language interpretation on stage for Nelson Mandela's memorial service, attended by scores of heads of state, was a "fake," the national director of the Deaf Federation of South Africa said on Wednesday. The unidentified man seen around the world on television next to leaders including United States President Barack Obama "was moving his hands around but there was no meaning in what he used his hands for," Bruno Druchen, the federation's national director, told The Associated Press. Shades of Garret Morris, wot. If you count fake SNL newsreader Chevy Chase, there are four fakes in this picture. Abu Metzger ”

Smug Liberals Tire Me Out

Liberals No Sense of scale or proportion WORLD PREPARES FOR BIGGEST FUNERAL SINCE CHURCHILL Rodge: It would be nice to see all the world leaders attending Mandela's funeral with tires around their shoulders in tribute to this great leaders humanity. Or, how about Mandela promoting "Firestorm" tires as his tire of choice for a necklacing? Just a thought. - Terryl Roemer Terryl: Yeah

The C Word and Amy Hagopian

“ Amy Hagopian, a pizza with everything Another video on the NORAD Tracks Santa website shows military personnel preparing for a test flight with an intelligence officer asserting that “intel can confirm that Jack Frost and the Abominable Snowman will not be a threat," The Globe reported. “I think people are quite aware of the military’s true mission,” said Amy Hagopian, a professor of public health at the University of Washington, told the newspaper. “If the military wants to keep its ranks stocked, it needs to appeal to children. The military knows it can’t appeal to adults to volunteer. It is like the ad industry." [Good Grief] It's always seemed logical that calling a woman a cunt was like calling her "precious."  Or "a pizza with everything."  Of course it is not.  It has arguably become the most vile and disdainful thing you can tag a woman with.  People like Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and just about any Democrat woman you can name are cunts.  So is Amy Hagopian. ”

Fienstein - Hooker Pressure Hearings

—   you berks skoonj

Goreons

GREEN CRAP We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work Obama Halts Global Warming by Executive Order  Climategate 3.0 has occurred – the password has been released (Do not try this unless you are certified AWG Expert)   It's been 45 years since Paul R. Ehrlich invented anthropogenic (man made) climate change (ACC) from greenhouse gases in 1968. Then it was the Global Cooling excitemet.  Since then it would be easier to count the number of illegal votes cast for Obama in 2012 (just enough)  than to count the number of times that shibboleth has been scientifically debunked. Yet it lives on? The fall of Soviet Union communism in 1989 had a lot to do with that. Out of work commies scurried to find a new base, Climate change was ideal. Convince the world that ACC spelled DOOM and they'll fund world government with cash to buy necessary political control  and live the privileged life to which they were accustomed. . For those reasons then I propose that the climate change battlefield manifestly explains what has gone wrong with everything in today's world (meaning the USA).  Specifically: The lie— ... embraced by the controlling media Goliath (CMG) that are newspapers, television news and  Hollywood— ... who choose to discuss one side of the issue, thereby validating it in public minds— ... and using ridicule (e.g. "deniers") to pigeonhole enemies as  mindless cranks and paid witnesses— ... and ignoring all data that unmasks the climate poseurs.  A tree felled that nobody hears. Wait,  It seems I've done nothing here but distill Alinsky.  Which is why that formula works to also explain the the puzzling Obama enigma, the Mexican invasion, free style voting, West Wing, Clinton cultists, etc.  It's all summed up rather nicely in this video Mr. Smith sent me. Climate Change—hell, everything—is explained in this interpretive dance (funded no doubt by the National Endowment for the Arts).  Enjoy. Learn.

all creatures great and small

Oh My- Caused a Fart Bubble (ahem)

Rachel Corrie STFU Already

—   you berk                                   The Hammer Drops (Finally) Court Rules Israel Wasn’t at Fault in U.S. Moron Corrie's Death “ HAIFA, Israel — An Israeli judge ruled on Tuesday that the state bore no responsibility for the death of Rachel Corrie, the young American woman who was run over by a military bulldozer in 2003 as she protested housing demolitions in the Gaza Strip. What a Farce   The lengthy verdict in the civil case, read to a courtroom packed with supporters of Ms. Corrie’s family here, called the death an accident that occurred during “a military activity meant to prevent terrorist activity.” “She chose to put herself in danger,” said the judge, Oded Gershon. “She could have easily distanced herself from the danger like any reasonable person would.” Since her death, Ms. Corrie has become an international symbol of the ignorant,  pasty-faced leftist American True-Believer.   A play based on her writings has been performed in 10 countries, and a ship in an aid flotilla to Gaza bore her name. Numerous books and documentaries have told of how Ms. Corrie, a 23-year-old student, stood in an orange vest with a bullhorn between a bulldozer and the home of a Palestinian family in March 2003, and was crushed like an overripe casaba melon.  Who knew this was still going on?  Sheesh. ”

Looking at Herself

GUESS WHO? (Answer Two Posts )

“ Ahem ”

Judith Warner says words

Liberals are not real people, and they all look like Judith Warner; even the (ahem) men.

“ That the Democrats felt such a need to throw Rosen under a bus suggests to me that they, like the Romney campaign itself, are guilty both of knee-jerk cynicism in regards to female voters and of being out of touch. We all know, on the one hand, that there’s a certain portion of the population that feels not just left behind but generally dissed by what they identify as the evolution of attitudes and mores in our era: they’re the Sarah Palin constituency. But these conservative women were never going to vote for Obama anyway. If you widen your sights beyond them, the larger truth about American women (and men) reveals that the deep-seated attitudinal divisions that once underlay our great national drama over women’s roles, and over working motherhood in particular, are now largely a thing of the past - blah-blah-blah People start to resemble their dogs, wives their husbands, and Liberals will look like Judith Warner.  Am I right?  One look at her tells you all you need to know about who she is, what she believes, who she votes for and that she'll end up banging the guy she meets at the wine tasting tonight.  I have no further comment on this Time Ragazine article Hilary Rosen Was Right: Ann Romney Is Out of Touch with Most Women.  If you meet her at a wine tasting, what the hell.  Just wear protection. Disclosure:  I look down on Liberal twats of any gender. Can't help it—  but only in the good way.  People tell me that Judith shaves her legs below the hemline, so there's that. ”