Call Me BeenaroundwayTOOLONG

“ Call Me Senator - From David Zucker   If you remember the verbal exchanges a few years ago, between Senator Barbara Boxer (D) CA and the Army Brigadier General, when she asked him to call her Senator instead of Ma'am (because she'd worked so hard to get her title), you'll love this little video!!   Metzher & CuzzinRicky ”

The C Word and Amy Hagopian

“ Amy Hagopian, a pizza with everything Another video on the NORAD Tracks Santa website shows military personnel preparing for a test flight with an intelligence officer asserting that “intel can confirm that Jack Frost and the Abominable Snowman will not be a threat," The Globe reported. “I think people are quite aware of the military’s true mission,” said Amy Hagopian, a professor of public health at the University of Washington, told the newspaper. “If the military wants to keep its ranks stocked, it needs to appeal to children. The military knows it can’t appeal to adults to volunteer. It is like the ad industry." [Good Grief] It's always seemed logical that calling a woman a cunt was like calling her "precious."  Or "a pizza with everything."  Of course it is not.  It has arguably become the most vile and disdainful thing you can tag a woman with.  People like Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and just about any Democrat woman you can name are cunts.  So is Amy Hagopian. ”

Pubic Lice Endangered

Democrats planning to go for the sympathy vote in 2014?

Dead Fly Mountain

DEAD FLY MOUNTAIN “ GOP Establishment Tries to Change Delegate Rules to Marginalize Conservatives Reince Priebus: Todd Akin’s not getting a penny from the RNC, even if the race is tied CNN Asks If GOP Holding Convention Tuesday Is 'Appropriate' MSNBC cuts every speech made by a minority from RNC speech coverage Isaac and Hate-Speech Republicans Mitt’s Ham Handed Advisors Hurting Him with Conservatives Obama calls for full disclosure, almost I don't know who created dead fly mountain, but God bless you.  But now it's mine.  mwaahaahaa!!! ”

Bully Boys

Democrat or Bubonic Anti-Bullying Speaker Curses Christian Teens As many as 100 high school students walked out of a national journalism conference after an anti-bullying speaker began cursing, attacked the Bible and reportedly called those who refused to listen to his rant “pansy asses.” The speaker was Dan Savage, founder of the “It Gets Better” project, an anti-bullying campaign that has reached more than 40 million viewers with contributors ranging from President Obama to Hollywood stars. Savage also writes a sex advice column called “Savage Love.” This story is the new gold standard for life imitating art. Just last week South Park used the same theme, the  anti-bullying counselor who's a psycho bully.  In fact,  it's so spot-on that I suspect SP creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone' s inspiration was Dan Savage.  I love those guys (92% 0f the time).

Polish this knob Colon ...

And the winner is ...

“ Colin Powell Blames Media, Tea Party for Divisive Tone in Washington... ” What a knob polisher.  I had to award him something.  Sheesh.

I gotchur "Chrislam" right here ,,,

How to Tell Who is a “Moderate Islamist:” An Exam

“ The Muslim Brotherhood held a rally at Cairo’s most important mosque. Demonstrators chanted, “One day we shall kill all Jews.” Question 1: How can you tell they are “moderate Islamists?” Answer: They said “one day,” in other words, they aren’t going to do it this week. Question 2: At the rally someone said: (continue the exam in silence.  No looking at the person next youse answers) But wait, there are other kinds of "moderate Islamists  They call themselves Chrislamists. “Chrislam, as the name suggests, is a growing movement wherein some Christians are seeking to find common ground with Muslims,” explains theologian Bill Muehlenberg of the doctrine that began in Nigeria in the 1980s. “Indeed, it actually seeks to combine Christianity with Islam.” Chrislam has gained significant momentum since the seed was planted nearly three decades ago. Earlier this year Christian communities in Dallas, Chicago, Washington, D.C, and other cities placed Qurans in church pews—right alongside Bibles—and preached about the Prophet Muhammad. I call them garden variety pasty-face liberals who confuse tolerance with raw stupidity.  Some of them anyway.  Others are called "better Red than Dead" style opportunists.  In it's original form Islam was pretty much a blend of Judaism and Christianity with Muhammadanism spin.  Truly. In 625 however, facing annihilation at the hands of other Arab tribes at Medina ( think), Muhammad  had another vision.  This one commanded that followers forget all that love and cuddle stuff and kill dead any does not embrace him, Mohammed, as the true prophet.  I started to explain why it's futile to accommodate these people, but that becomes a book. Anyway, I call them garden variety pasty-face liberals who confuse tolerance with raw stupidity.  Some of them anyway.  Others are called "better Red than Dead" style cowards and opportunists without convictions, aka "moderates."   In either case they are a fifth-columnist threats in-waiting, and they breed. I'd never heard of these people before mary sent me this e-mail last night. Let me be "mary morose" for a bit, and show you the new horror of the day--Chrislam http://www.charismanews.com/world/32349-chrislam-rising http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrislam http://tinyurl.com/7o7onwr   GAH!  Was your football team winning 41-14 --- 6 minutes into the third quarter! only to lose 56-41?!?   Of course not, else you would have saved this until some healing had occurred. It was a day filled with asshats and assholes.  I am not recovered. ”

Can you say ....

“ Italian Scientists Go On Trial For Failing To Predict Earthquake... Scientists: World Atlas ice loss claim exaggerated... Liberal courts love to cite foreign law Can you say "Spread 'em Gore?" Administration reworked SOLYNDRA loan to favor donor... Top Obama fundraiser oversaw program, had ties to company... 'Reeks of the Chicago Way'... Can you say "Spread 'em Barry?" Clinton, Rousseff urge greater female role in politics... Can you say Palin,  Bachman, O’Donnel, Angle, Haley,  Heterosexual .. DOJ AUDIT: $16 muffins, cups of coffee for $8.25... Spent $121 million on conferences in two years... Secret recordings raise new questions in ATF 'Gunwalker' operation... Can you say "Spread 'em Holder?" Can you say "Spread 'em Barry?" Oops, said that one already Tony Bennett on 9/11 Attacks: 'They Flew the Plane in, But We Caused It'... Can you say "STFU and Blow Me Bennett?" ”   Cartoon - Tim

Liberal American Jewish suckers

Liberal American Jewish suckers “Imagine how they would have swooned if Obama had confessed a secret love for bagels and lox.”

This is a story that just wrote itself.  But if you want more Carolin Glick has it

Debt Limit Par-Tay!

Debt Limit? No. PAR-TAY Dude.

“ Just stab me ion the liver, why don't you? The other day Paul O'Neill said that ... Oh, wait. I suppose I ought to explain who Paul O'Neill is. A decade ago, he was George W. Bush's first Treasury secretary. I have no very clear memory of him except that he toured Africa with Bono and they were photographed in matching tribal dress looking like Col. Gadhafi's Mini-Me twins at a Tripoli sleepover. Other than the dress-up fun, I've no idea why they were in Africa, but you paid for it, so I'm sure there was a good reason. Anyway, Secretary O'Neill popped up the other day on Bloomberg Television to compare debt-ceiling holdouts to jihadists. "The people who are threatening not to pass the debt ceiling," he said, "are our version of al-Qaida terrorists. Really." Really? Absolutely. Mark Steyn, continued ”

European Court of Human Rights and a roll of TP

Gee, do ya think?

“ School crucifixes 'do not breach human rights' Sunday, March 20, 2011 5:36:36 PM · by Republicain · 1 replies BBC ^ | 03/18/2011 Displaying crucifixes in schools in Italy does not breach the rights of non-Catholic families, the European Court of Human Rights has ruled. Unplugged There once was a court in the Hague Which validity was murky and vague Confessed one drunk on that bench; Nationality French "As a lot we're worse than the plague" (then he wiped off his chin with a grin)

Michael Moore shows his ass again

Today's zaniest thing ever!! Michael Moore Calls Out the Mobs In Wisconsin, Bring Your Cameras to Capture Any Thuggery

He tells union thugs to bring cameras to capture Republican thuggery! Cameras? I have believed for some time now that this ilk really do believe the stuff they regurgitate (there is no critical thought involved).  I'm not saying you can't find any, but off-hand, how many stories in the past 3-4 years contained verified accounts of conservatives attacking anyone?   How about progressives, union thugs, and pinksters?  I account for this seeming conundrum - they read and listen, but remain uninformed -  by blaming it on the left's refusal to hear or read, let alone believe, any news account that does not emanate from Moonbattery Central. Do you know how many of them have ever watched FOX News straight-away?  Zero.  There is not a Moonbat alive who has ever read, or listened to a non sanctioned (leftist) media account, unless it was in response to some specific link from another outraged  bat.  Not one.  Which would leave anyone ignorant, let alone plumb stupid.  Michael Moore is an exception.  He's a hard core Marxist trying to foment communist revolution.

Angry? Make Big Bucks. Inquire Within.

Tonight's Critical Thinking Exercise

“   Allegations are being made, accusing conservative talk radio show hosts, including Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck, of using paid actors to portray angry callers into their nationally syndicated programs. ” Because there's just not enough angry people wantin' ta make phone calls and vent.

Crack AP Reporting

US Media Gets One Question At Obama; AP Asks About NFL Lockout

N.O. Really

Sic 'em boy

Resolved: 20% of us are total asshats, but we for some reason let them hold sway over the 80.

“   comments I am a bleeding heart liberal and an ex yuppy. I say sic the dog on the prosecuter. Unreal, will the insanity never end? I had a family of coons get into our garage, they caused around $4000 in damage. Tore through drywall, electric, lighting fixtures, etc. It looked like a bomb went off inside the building. And yes, they were exterminated. We must throw out prosecutors who would put the comfort of vermin over the comfort and freedom of citizens. Please continue to fight this guy. Don't the courts and prosecutors have anything better to do??? This has got to be some type of practical joke??? MY GOD!!! He didn't need to film his dog tearing apart the raccoon. He could have shot it. He could have trapped and released it. He could have called animal control. He didn't. He's a criminal.  20%

Man faces misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty after his dog kills young raccoon that caused some damage to garage Jackson MI prosecutor Mark Blumer said the owner and his sons (also charged) "encouraged the dog to kill the raccoon."  I've owned dogs my entire life, and want to know how one encourages a dog to kill a varmint.  Do you yell "Good eye, good eye; good swing good swing?"  In these parts raccoons do more damage than squirrels, and that's a lot. Had  Grizz killed a rat, or a squirrel, would this have been the response?  Why not? Multiply this incident by a million and you have the tyranny of the minority we live under.  Click-click.

Jim Moran - The Terminal Brain

Rep. Jim Moran, known for his calm, thoughtful demeanor, sees racism at work in politics.

Actually, Moran is a rabid dog Democrat who looks for racism, and finds it.  In all the wrong places. So we'll help him out. This passes muster

THIS Asshattery Does Not Not only did Moran say that  "Republicans made big gains in November in part because “a lot of people in this country … don’t want to be governed by an African-American;” he said it to an audience of Muslims.

Politics 101

Hey, We Can Be ASSHATS Too Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans

“   Amidst a national dialogue about softening political rhetoric, members of an Obama-affiliated organization are threatening to hang Granite State Republicans in the New Hampshire House of Representatives, according to a news story in the Citizen of Laconia.  Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans ” What the dude said was “They’re [Republicans] going to hang themselves, and we’re going to help them.” And this is now viewed as over-the-top political rhetoric?  JFC!  Next thing, we won't be able to hang asshats in effigy; or we'll be criticized for not saying nice things about Jimmy Carter when he dies, and talking about what a godawful president, ex-president and total prick he was.  The fact is, we hate and mistrust everything Democrats do, and vice-versa.  That's the way it ought to be in politics, and hasn't been. A knife fight. If you're at a square dance with a political enemy, dance with them.  That ain't politics, and they ain't enemies then. Specially if they're cute and have nice legs and fancy décolletage. Am I right? (I meant that in the manly way, yours may differ).

Dennis and the Olive Pit

The Pits

Soon to be gerrymandered out of his Ohio House seat,  Rep. Dennis Kucinich shows a group of lawyers the olive pit that attacked him in the House cafeteria.  The winning bidder, Andrew R. Young, from the firm Nurenberg, Paris, Heller & McCarthy,  promised Kucinich a $150,000 judgment, and a Waring blender, while charging just a 30% champerty fee.  A lot of this is hearsay, but Kucinich is such an asshat it's hard to know which part.

I'm blaming Milbank, so there.

Dana Milbank And The Continued Crusade To Falsely Link Beck And Palin To Violence

“ Kurtz: “It’s fair to hold a talk show host responsible for what some violent or perhaps unbalanced person does because they like what this person says on the airwaves?” Milbank: “Yes Howie in the aggregate . . . [they] need to worry about that fraction of 1% who just might be driven over the edge. Milbank's Fault.  Drives.  Me.  Nuts. “ Milbank offers the final justification for his assertion by saying “in Glenn Back’s case, I’ve documented a few cases in which it’s led a crazy person to snap.” Therefore Milbank believes even though rhetoric of the right might not be responsible in this case, attacking Beck and Palin now is a legitimate form of “rough justice” for their past sins. Milbank’s argument follows the tortured logic of Media Matters founder David Brock who claimed Beck was responsible for three thwarted assassination attempts either because a psychopath claimed Beck as an influence or some tangential evidence existed to suggest an unstable lunatic may have watched Beck at some point in their life. [Full article and video] ”

Another load of crap

Harpers Weekly Original

Momentum builds for bipartisan State of the Union seating Note to new GOP Chairhuman Priebus: find and fund 2012 challengers to any Republican asshat who joins this empty gestured bullshit.