Showing posts with label Me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Me. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

New Header

Monday, March 14, 2016

A smug a rug and a shrug

I have so many comments that I'm paralyzed so I thought, hey, I already know what you think on any given topic so you probably know me too.  Right? So this my post about everything. The bastids.

Whoa, I love this.  Let me see if I can add a picture too from iPad.  Hang on.



This sucks I think and so do you think that

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Ahem

Greatest Blog Post EVER!

Sunday, November 04, 2012

The College Hoops God Owes Me big time

The Football Gods Hate My Guts
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

I'm Back in Power


Je suis de retour (I hefe-a retooned Swedish )


Res Ipsa Loquitor

Well that tweren't so bad.  Only 15 hours exactly before power was restored. 

For much of that time I only had my battery radio, and my little laptop to keep me amused,  I always learn stuff from radio in the middle of the night- when I could find a station not doing hurricane hysteria.  For instance, did you know that in his 8 years as president, G.W.  Bush created and signed 64 Executive Orders? And that in his 40 months,  Obama has created and signed 920 E.O.s?  That's nine-hundred- twenty folks, and almost all of them usurpations of the legislative branch. Which ties in nicely with my theory that Obama was imposed on us for the direct purpose of removing the last barrier to the New Word Order.  By assuming congressional prerogatives (while a democrat congress allowed it), he is just one strategic appointment to the SCOTUS away  from accomplishing his mission. 

After a fashion (Savage Nation had me insane), all this sort of thing wore on me. I was already then in a fragile state of mind, sitting here in the dark (MoSup flew off to France).  My little lap notebook was fully charged (3½ hours),  but without internet I could only play solitaire, or read downloaded books.  I only had two, and one of them was My Secret Life.  Reading that proved not to be a good idea because I was already in a state, and 20 or 100 pages nearly finished me off. 

Right now I'm making coffee and toasting a bagel.  Mo Sup is home from France. 



Wednesday, July 06, 2011

My Coronation

My Coronation

  Mr. Gailey...  have you anything further to offer?          
                  
Yes, I have, Your Honor. I'd like to submit the following facts in evidence.   It concerns the Post Office Department...an official agency of the United States government. ...United States postal laws and regulations... make it a criminal offense to willfully misdirect mail... or intentionally deliver it to the wrong party. Consequently... (Miracle on 34th Street )
Consequently...

Recognized by the U.S. Postal Service

Casca sent me a DVD of a James May California Roadtrip episode (which you may view here ). I enjoyed it immensely Casca, just brilliant.  It's is in the rotation.

James May is also one of the three regulars on BBC's Top Gear, a series that is one of the 2 or 3 things (family) that make life bearable. More to the point however, his letter should be seen by one and all as my— The Real King of France—  coronation.  And yes, I fully intend to fulfill my Droit du seigneur obligations. I will be gentle (Note to MoSup: duty and all that)
How much for the little girl?

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hire Me And Sell More Stuff


Hire Me and Sell More Stuff

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Beards

Bathroom Cowboy

I don't, for some reason, grow a beard quickly.  This one's 2 weeks old.  In that length of time my three boys would have beards you could grab hold of. Hell, maybe even my daughter could too. Nah.   This is the longest I've ever gone without shaving at all.  MoSup does not like the look, but since every other body part has quit on me, I'm going to reward the lone hard worker by giving it free reign.  There's another incentive too.  I'm waiting for one of the western states most likely to assert state's rights; Texas, Arizona or Oklahoma, to do it.  When I show up to help out, I want to blend in;  not look like some effete city slicker. I think the cowboy hat (rollover) adds dignity and fearsomeness to an otherwise scroungy look, wot?  Being a bathroom cowboy is better than being a bathroom athlete, what with the shame, and all.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

choke point

I crack me up

Maybe it's stress, but I just now was clearing my photo chop window when my eye landed on the fragment to the left.  It was only a micro second, sure, but before I married it up with what  was cut out (right) I wondered wtf I was doing.  I'm still laughing. Belly laughing.  God, but I'm easy to please.  I mean that would have been a pretty monstrous thing.

Boned Jello


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I Scream

Today's Poll

Boned Jello

Does anyone want me to have this Cuisinart Supreme Commercial Quality Ice Cream Maker?

 
Boned Jello
Yes Rodge you and MoSup deserve to live longer by eating ice cream made from natural ingredients, and not that store bought glutenous crap.

Go fhuck yourself!


Friday, February 05, 2010

Snow Decision Necessary

 Do I Feel Lucky, Punk?

Boned Jello
As one after another of MoSup's flights are canceled (beginning last night fer chrisake) we've been jockeying to get her home from Florida today. 

As things stand,  her current flight, scheduled to depart in 3 hours, is still good.  But flights are going into the dumper faster than a Redskin's lead with 2 minutes to play. If she doesn't get home today, it looks like it will be Monday at the earliest, maybe even Wednesday before she gets home.  Which brings me to a dilemma.  Do I start cleaning the house now?  Or roll the dice?

Monday, January 04, 2010

Sticky Eyes

GAH!


Along with my normal wakeup snack of Bourbon, Prozac and coffee, I included some of that famous cough medicine IMODIUM AD®, Airborne, and Alka Seltzer Nightime Cold. I went back to sleep and didn't wake until 8:30. I'm running 4 hours behind so what the hell, no fancy stuff today.  I need more coffee, but not that other stuff.  Oh crap, I think I'm going to cough.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Last Posts of 2008

New Year's Eve- 2008
HFNY




Thursday, November 05, 2009

I've lost a friend

Reagan the Wonder Dog
 December 6, 1997 - November 4, 2009
Friend, companion, and deeply loved.
(Bumped from 11/4/09)

Friday, June 05, 2009

the time i was an analyst

I, Analyst

Monday, October 20, 2008

Mea Maxima Culpa

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Oh-oh ... here we go again

Tey's battards mum, battards ...

The Real King of France's distress

I suspect bad mushrooms last night account for the battle of Midway going on in my midway. Gar.  I'm strong, dammit, but in case it's my time, this is my legacy.  I went down warning about democrats. .  Vote Palin.

I'm not kidding.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Yippie-Kai-Aye

Big Doings

Big family doings this weekend, so posts will be short and without the cutting edge analysis you've come to depend on.  You may want to try Politico in the short term. 

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Intervention

It may take me awhile to esca

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

My Lunch With Myself