Showing posts with label Metaphor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Metaphor. Show all posts

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Su Casa Mi Casa (Dems)

Today's Metaphor


Saturday, February 15, 2014

Ban Assault Bows



culture; Democrat or Bubonic



Valentine's Day at Sandy Hook


"Ban Assault Bows!!!"
Kim dT




SCROLL
Kim's justifiably cynical use of metaphor here (I doctored the angel) caused me to reflect yet again on my 5th grade teacher at Saint Clement's.  She spoke of things to expect in the end times  Two I remember are: 
  1. Ireland will sink into the sea, and thus escape the coming horror as reward for remaining true to the faith, and
  2. Life would become a terrifying existence where people would be reduced to using bows and arrows to defend themselves from marauders.  Nobody would dare walk the streets.
This is he same nun who, while asking us to pray for the imprisoned (by Godless Communists) Cardinal József Mindszenty, cautioned us never to take our freedom for granted.  That just as the Germans under Hitler, and the Russians under Lenin and Stalin, had turned nations into a police state by offering false platitudes and promising a heaven on earth, we too could succumb should ever allow bad government to subjugate us.  Here's the part that really stuck with me.

As an exercise we wrote down a list of things that, if they ever happened, would be cause to turn on our government, not that God forbid, there was any hint of that happening.  Without such a list, or being grounded in the what freedom entails, she instructed,  it would be easy to incrementally accept that which would enslave us.

I am not making that up. I'm sure her tutelage is responsible for my life-long, utter hatred of Communism, and all that it stands for.


Friday, May 17, 2013

177th and 178th perfect Obama Metaphors




The Perfect All Encompassing Metaphor

Friday, March 08, 2013

What d'aster?

Today's Metaphor in a Can




Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Depends - is the elephant blowing ot sucking?

                                                                                    

Todays apt (maybe dual?) metaphor
Res Ipsa Loquitor

Thursday, August 16, 2012

An Apt Metaphor

2012                                           



  


Res Ipsa Loquitor

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Pictures: Shark Swallows Another Shark Whole

                              
                                                     

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Brain *cough* Trust

                             
                                                      

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Friday, May 04, 2012

Snake Haven

                                                                                    

Today's Portable Metaphor
Res Ipsa Loquitur Perfect for just about any election

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The needle on the record of history keeps skipping

   Must Eat Brains                
 Chris Ex Machina offers thoughts on Argentina's renewed bluster on the Islas Malvinas Falkland Islands.

The story is timely, but the metaphor is 5-star  precious.   Later  (Our long dark night is [almost] over), a clot is recognized  for his own play on words, gaffe—  calling Malvinas the Maldives.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Snakes in Your Buisiness


A Fine Metaphor
              &
Obama Pitching Part of Keystone XL Pipeline 'Nothing More Than a Con Job'








An oil-state Republican says when President Ba Obama s
tands in Cushing, Okla. on Thursday to announce that he
 is expediting the permit process for the southern section of
the Keystone XL pipeline, he’ll pulling a fast one on Americans:

“The problem is, we don’t need any presidential approval for
 that (the southern section of pipeline)," said Rep. John Sullivan
(R-Okla.). "It doesn’t cross any international lines,” Sullivan told
 Fox & Friends on Thursday.
Full Story





Hows that for an Obama Government Metaphor!


Monday, March 19, 2012

RETRO'D



 
Also a metaphor



Res Ipsa Loquitur



Friday, March 16, 2012

Views from the Inside

                                                                                    
I'm Just Saying ....



Res Ipsa Loquitur




Thursday, February 23, 2012

COW POCKING

                                                                
COW POCK

 

Feds: Fresh milk 150 times more dangerous than pasteurized dairy

Res Ipsa Loquitur

English: The Cow-Pock—or—the Wonderful Effects of the New Inoculation!—vide. the Publications of ye Anti-Vaccine Society

Print (color engraving) published June 12, 1802 by H. Humphrey, St. James's Street.
In this cartoon, the British satirist James Gillray caricatured a scene at the Smallpox and Inoculation Hospital at St. Pancras, showing Edward Jenner administering cowpox vaccine to frightened young women, and cows emerging from different parts of people's bodies. The cartoon was inspired by the controversy over inoculating against the dreaded disease, smallpox. The inoculation agent, cowpox vaccine, was rumored to have the ability to sprout cow-like appendages. A serene Edward Jenner stands amid the crowd. A boy next to Jenner holds a container labeled "VACCINE POCK hot from ye COW"; papers in the boy's pocket are labeled "Benefits of the Vaccine". The tub on the desk next to Jenner is labeled "OPENING MIXTURE". A bottle next to the tub is labeled "VOMIT". The painting on the wall depicts worshippers of Obama. Er, Golden Calf.

Cow Pock is a well spring of metaphors, depending on your disposition and outlook.  This seems an easy fit.





Sunday, February 12, 2012

Obama: The most polarizing president. Ever.

                                                                                 
Obama: The most polarizing president.
Ever.

 


Obama: The most polarizing president. Ever.



Friday, February 10, 2012

Jerking Michelle?

                                                                                    
Santorum Toppling Obama
That's what I see

 

Res Ipsa Loquitur
STFU Michelle®
   Not Photoshopped (by me anyway)

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Will "Thanks Be To State" work for them?

                                                                                    
This Gummint

 

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Now could be a time where prayers to God are more readily answered.  Usually both antagonists believe that  "Gott ist mit uns."  This time, however,  our enemy will be praying to themselves.  Oui? 




Friday, February 03, 2012

A fine metaphor

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES   
   
                   Today's Fine Metaphor WTF Roll-Over For   
                   .... guess

 




Tuesday, January 10, 2012

You Are Trash ..



Today's Lovely Metaphor
Liberal Democrats in Debate


 

WYSIWYG

Republicans are racist.  Republicans are liars.  Republicans are corrupt.  Republicans are owned by big business.  The Tea Party are radical terrorists. Republicans are anti-education.  Republicans are trash. 




Friday, July 29, 2011

Pay Me Now, Or Pay Me Later ... .

Guess what?

FRAM Pay Me Now
Your engine has siezed up suckers

Pictue (I've been looking for for ages) found at saacforum