Showing posts with label Reader Mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reader Mail. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

When I was a teen, in my 20's ...





I GET MAIL




OK - That's It - I'm Officially a "Dinosaur":
Ron in Ohio
After all of the so called, "Entertainment/Slime-Media/Politically Expedient/B-S!" I have NOT been accused of any sexual improprieties from years ago when I was most able and capable of deserving those accusations.

Douchebag



After all of the so called, "Entertainment/Slime-Media/Politically Expedient/B-S!" I have NOT been accused of any sexual improprieties from years ago when I was most able and capable of deserving those accusations.

Although my wife is relieved to see that I have withstood this latest fad, my ego has taken a beating - (OK- Not really!).

Ya' see, I was raised as a Conservative. As a person that respects others, as long as they were equally respectful. No matter their political preference, race or sex. I was raised in the South and I called my elders, "Yes Sir!"and "Yes Ma'am!" (Much to the ridicule of my Northern cousins) and I, as a boy of the 50's with my teenage hormones blazing, pushed my affections as far as a girl didn't say, "NO!" Then, I stopped - Out of respect.

When I was a teen, in my 20's or by the time I was 30 (Married, for sure by then) I would gladly spend my time "sowing my wild oats" - But, only when it was, and never when it was not, consensual. (Ya' see, most Lib-O's don't understand that some women, not all, need to "sow their wild oats" too, as much as a man to let them experience the good and bad of life before settling-down to a good, stable man, just as does a man looking for that "Perfect Woman")  Even our Ohio Amish and Mennonites understand that with their practice of "Rumspringa" - Look it up if ya' don't know of it.

It seems that only the rejected, politically motivated or sensationally opportunistic women (And, let's not forget those men too) have a sudden spate of remembrance after 20, 30 or 40 years. [Have ya' really wondered - "Why now?"]

I still admire and respect women for the wonderful, yet different species that they are to a viral male. I have never forced my attentions on a girl/woman and have never been accused of doing so.

Therefore; I feel that the times have left me behind. Had I pursued a life in the Holly-Weird industry or as a politician or as a Slime-Stream Media Reporter or as a major sport's celebrity. I'd be; "Chic" - "Now" - Up-To-Date" - "What's Happening" - Or - Whatever it's now called. Instead of the "Dinosaur" moniker that I so love and I'm now called.

That's my opinion!
Douchebag

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Soapy Letters

Mark M said "Great Stuff"TEXT


Yes, it is.

Monday, March 30, 2015

OBAMA ROLLBACK





      I GET MAIL
 








From: Stu Tarlowe/ Skoonj

It's always nice to start the morning with an e-mail from you, even if the subject is what deep doo-doo our nation  continues to slide into.

American Thinker this morning has several pieces about the Obama regime's treasonous foreign policy (which now seems to be going into overdrive); just the titles are revealing:


And then there's Obama's treasonous domestic policy; consider this that one will blow your mind;


 It's set in the new "Republic of the Americas" in 2044!  Excerpt:

“Of course these changes were most forcefully brought to fruition by El Presidente Obama, who bravely, and in the face of great adversity, fought to eliminate the concept of citizenship and that most hated tool of oppression, the vote.  He bravely declared in 2014, after the Party lost control of the Senate, that he would represent those who did not vote, and unfairly kept from voting.  The Party constantly fought those who insisted on voter IDs and other tools of oppression,” Miguel added.


Cheers

Friday, March 27, 2015

MAIL CALL





      I GET MAIL
 






"Look, people . . . you can't vote against me just because I'm not pretty any more, or because I've never accomplished anything positive in my entire life (including my marriage and my only child), or because I make stupid decisions under pressure, or because I talk like a career second-class VietNam era WestPac Bosun's Mate on liberty in Olongapo.

I'm telling you it's MY FUCKING TURN, you assholes, so fucking knock off the horseshit and fucking elect me, goddamit, you stupid motherfuckers, or you'll fucking regret it."

HRC (Denny Wilson)
More

Metzger
Y'all ain't gonna b'lieve this . . . until you think about it foraminnit, and then it'll lock into place as SOP taught in Lib Logic 101:

Cuzzin Ricky
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:
  • 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
  • 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  • 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  • 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  • 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
  • 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
  • answer the door in your nightgown.
  • 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
  • 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
  • 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
  • over by a steamroller.
  • 10 Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
  • 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
  • 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  • 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
  • 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
  • 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up
  • onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  • 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
  • men
There's more, but my attention span is only that long.  More later.  Thank you everyone.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

If Carter was Canadian

Has to be
Justice Suzanne Tessier, I think

“  A Quebec father has decided to appeal a decision by a judge who ruled he had no right to stop his 12-year-old daughter from going on a school trip, even though the girl has already gone on the outing.

The dispute began in May when the girl had a disagreement with her stepmother. That prompted the father to forbid the girl to go on a three-day outing with her classmates to celebrate their last year in elementary school. The girl then moved to her mother's house.

The parents, who live in the Gatineau region of Quebec, are divorced, and the father has legal custody.

Last week, Quebec Superior Court Madam Justice Suzanne Tessier ruled the girl could attend the outing despite her father's wishes. She went on the trip this week.  [more noxiosness]
”
grinfilledcelt

I made Britney Cry

From her new album
Beverly Hills Whiffer
Mike

Parody

The Black Beatles
Mike