Obama Sr. Films Birth

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alien birth video*

Rodger the Real King of France 10/26/2012 11:31:00 PM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " Argus Hamilton

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A Novel

Special pre-publishing peek at my new novel, "I SAID I WANTED 'CHOVIE'S"

"What are you doing— what is that thing," the captive gasped? "This? This is a 12 volt battery.  These are jumper cables." He pointed at the man's crotch, "and those are your wee balls." The captive's naked body was restrained in a metal chair, by what looked like seat belts.  He could see the shadowy figures of  maybe  a half dozen people. Two appeared to be women.  The single  bulb hanging overhead, the only light in the room, a garage perhaps, was the stuff of B movies. A blinking red light from a tripod mounted video camera meant this was being taped. "Do you know who the fuck I am? "  demanded the captive?  "Do you have any idea of the forces being mobilized to find me?  And  you?" "No asshole.  We randomly snatch people from the Congressional Country Club golf course, after neutralizing a small army of armed guards, with no idea who we're snatching. Are you— I don't know? Are you Trini Lopez?  Brad Pitt? Lady Gaga? " The leader touched the cable leads, held just inches from the captive's eyes.   Snap!  They crackled, producing bright sparks. An electric ozone smell filled the space. . "Who are you people? You'll be lucky to just spend the rest of your lives in prison for this," threatened the captive.  His  bravado wasn't feigned, reeking instead of  arrogant defiance. The leader's wan smile disappeared entirely. "Oh my.  I guess we're all to cock then.  But then,  you're all airy-fairy yourself right now, wouldn't you agree? So you—   you Mr. important person, are here to  tell me everything I want to know." The threat was punctuated by another SNAP! Another brief crackling light show.  "To insure that we get everything we want, we'll start with these clamped to your  balls. I hear it's painful as a root canal.  Then, after we discover you've been lying to us, we'll move to — are you  familiar with the term water boarding?  A nasty business. The Pope would turn Baptist after just a few hours of it.  So trust me, you will cooperate. "What in hell are you talking about!?"  What do I have to tell you? Security codes?   What the fuck  am I supposed to say?"  The captive's fear was now palpable, and smelling of ammonia.  When the leader briefly touched the electrodes to  his nose, he yelped. Urine had  involuntarily streamed, leaving a puddle on the concrete floor.  The leader suppressed a grin at the thought  "free electrolyte."    "What do we want?  Everything. You will tell us everything. Starting with how you came to earth."

Chapter II, pp 42

Batteries Low and Mau-Mau Memories

Batteries Low and Mau-Mau Memories

My wireless keyboard acts like Obama often does, when its batteries are low.  I type ABCD and it produces  AbC8.  Cyber boy must need a tune-up.  And what's this "commemorate our common heritage and common sacrifices"?  Granted, we have very limited knowledge about robo-president's past, here on earth, but we do know of the Obama's history with British East Africa (later called Kenya).  The Obamas were Mau-Maus (why am I suddenly thinking of Otis Day at the Dexter Lake Club?)  Anyway, considering how the British Army dispatched the Mau-Maus, including grampa Bam, I don't think you call that a common sacrifice?  I mean, yeah, a sacrifice by Gramps,  who hear-tell was a bit teched in the head afterwards,  but it was  mostly fun for the Brits, one imagines.  These Obamas a strange people.

Who?

.. it's niggled at me for ages ... .

“ Honestly, and this is a personal thing ... but it's niggled at me for ages that no one who ever dated him ever showed up. The simple fact of his charisma that caused the women to be drawn to him so obviously during his campaign, looks like some lady would not have missed the opportunity We all know about JFK's magnetism, McCain was no monk, Palin's courtship and even her athletic prowess were probed... Biden's aneurysms are no secret. Look at Cheney and Clinton - we all know about their heart problems and certainly speaking of the opposite sex, how could I have left out Wild Bill before or during the White House? Nope ... not one lady has stepped up and said, "He was soooo shy..." or "What a great dancer!!" Now look at the rest of this... no classmates, not even the recorder for the  Columbia class notes ever heard of him Who was the best man at his wedding? Start there. Then check groomsmen. Then get the footage of the graduation ceremony. Has anyone talked to the  professors? It is odd that no one is bragging that they knew him or taught  him or lived with him. When did he meet Michele and how? Are there photos there? Every president  gives to the public all their photos, etc. for their library, etc. What has  he released? And who in hell voted for him to be the most popular man in  2010????? Does this make you wonder? Ever wonder why no one ever came forward from President Obama's past saying  they knew him, attended school with him, was his friend, etc. ?? Not one  person has ever come forward from his past. .... I just dunno about this fellow. ” Frank & Evvy

Al Capone and stuff

Al Capone and stuff everything explained

“   Featuring searchable dossiers on characters as wide-ranging as Al Capone, Marilyn Monroe, Notorious B.I.G. and the 9/11 hijackers, the FBI has upgraded its online public records to provide more than 2,000 digitized documents. [Fox News] ”

In law school (De Paul) my dad learned that for wont of a decent lawyer, Al Capone's tax evasion conviction would never have happened.  The statute of limitations had expired on the prosecution's case.  I've mentioned that story several times over the years, but doubt anyone believed me.  So it was with great satisfaction last night that a Hitler Channel story confirmed it.  The reason it remained officially dormant, I learned, was that federal statue proscribes issuing details of people's tax returns (that's what the announcer said).  That didn't make sense, since it seems we learn about Democrat tax cheats all the time; plus - Capone never filed a tax return. The recent  release of digital records by the FBI opened the doors.  What the records showed was the feds knew their case was past the limitation, and were scared to death Capone's lawyers would figure it out.  Which means exactly what it sounds like; the feds will do whatever it takes to get people they want to get, law or no law.  That Capone was a piece of crap killer who deserved the electric chair is beside the point. So there's that. New FBI ‘vault’ discusses Utah UFOs, other secrets Kay: We're gonna check the hot sheets. [Kay pulls up to a newsstand and buys a pile of supermarket tabloids] Jay: THESE are the hot sheets? Kay: Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. [MIB] Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it. Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. [MIB] Of course this is just part of the drip-drip-drip method that gummints, our gummint, uses to correct the lies they've told in the past.  You know, so it doesn't hit us like a ton of bricks and cause ugly marches and hangings and glavins.  In this instance, I suppose we're being prepared for the news that half of us are alien (I mean other-worldly, not Messican illegals) peeps.  Cross bred with people from Gnarkon.  They, having destroyed theirGnarkon with social engineering run amok, will now do the same here.  Of course that explains why half of us are suddenly so goddamn different from the other half.  Democrats v. Americans, if you will. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Sidney Lives?

Obama's weekend with the boys; belated birthday BBQ Sunday

Like I said ...

Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life imminent

Have Obama's base been ordered to board the mother ship?

Hillary's State Department   #B's comment (Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life is imminent.) set me on a new course.  First, the gist.   “ The impending disclosure announcement follows upon the secret implementation of a year long openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life. Over the period February 12-14, 2008, the United Nations held closed doors discussions where approximately 30 nations secretly agreed on a new openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life in 2009.  .... Obama’s September 24, 2009 chairing of the UN Security Council meeting on nuclear non-proliferation and disarmament, signaled his emerging leadership role in tackling major global issues such as nuclear weapons. The Nobel Peace Prize was an important step in giving global legitimacy to President Obama in making an extraterrestrial disclosure announcement... ” The efficaciousness of the writer's news aside, it's pretty clear that he's an Obama-UN nut job.  I'll come back to that. Last June, or thereabouts, a guest on Rollye James Show, prolly David Wilcock on the America After Dark circuit, insisted that this announcement was forthcoming within two weeks.  I didn't hold my breath, but not because I don't accept the possibility. I view the existence of alien life as a certainty, and quite probable that our government has known as much for decades.  There's no reason to argue about what will be made manifestly clear if the announcement isn't forthcoming, so let's stipulate  it will happen  What would it mean?  Some  thoughts (so we're not caught flat-footed). Why would Obama reveal what presidents, possibly going back to Truman,  didn't? One of the reasons for prior restraint may  have been the concern over how a  Christian nation would react to the news?  Hmmmm. Some theology might be under pressure, just as Galileo terrified the church with his "earth rotates around the sun," science.   Overall, it would be of little consequence, IMO.   But, is that how Obama would view it?  I don't think so.  He'd see it as an opportunity to fracture a formidable road block to his statist religion.  In other words, people wishing to deliver a crushing blow to Western culture would revel in the disclosure. What proof would Obama offer? Aside from having a saucer land on the White House lawn, what can he provide? The same proof as given for his Hawaiian birth.  His word for it.  Oh, there'll be lots of scientists, prolly refuges from global warming, who would swear it.  Bottom line, he doesn't need proof.  “ The Nobel Peace Prize was an important step in giving global legitimacy to President Obama in making an extraterrestrial disclosure announcement... ” How would he benefit? Awesomeness<

Aliens

Relevancy

Pelosi's Executive Transport Some years ago I advanced a theory that just came back via a MoSup e-mail.  Does that mean I'm relevant? The year is 1947   Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.   However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:   Albert A. Gore, Jr..   Hillary Rodham   John F. Kerry   William J. Clinton   Howard Dean   Nancy Pelosi   Dianne Feinstein   Charles E.. Schumer   Barbara Boxer   See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?   I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.   No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! ”

Our alien government

Hey - they stoled my ideers!

USA Today "The original series was a thinly veiled allegory of the Nazis' takeover of Germany, down to the jackbooted visitors who sought to eat the Earth's population until a band of humans intervened, aided by a few alien turncoats."  In the new version, a thinly veiled Obama and henchmen are the evil force.

Attempted Obama Coup

SMOKING GUN

Inaugural Day Coup Thwarted

I unearthed this unretouched inaugural day photograph of stand-ins the military planned to substitute for the Obamas (upon discovery they were foreign aliens).  The coup was (unfortunately) stopped when an Obama aide noticed "Michelle" was wearing subdued black, and not the traditionally garish ensemble she's known for.  Nobody else has this story. Inaugural Gown