Friday, May 16, 2014

Show Down

             
 Catharsis                       
                            


You Will Laugh Out Loud

Goodbye, How Are You?




Thursday, May 15, 2014

I mean, come on

Lois Lerner should be jailed

Dennis Miller

A few years old, but still spot-on and still NSFW funny as hell.


Playboy Bunny GLORIA





      

"If banning guns and ammunition can save just one child then we shoulf strongly consider it."
     


If I'm honest, I can't find that quote from Steinem (although she did join Jane Fonda in calling for the FCC to ban Rush Limbaugh).  She is a gun-nut however, and did have an abortion at the age of 22, so it's an artistically fair portrayal.   Just for snickers I Googled "Gloria  Steinem Nude"


Metzger

Rebrun Al





      


     

Al Sharpton Versus The Teleprompter




Why is this man on the air  (he asked rhetorically)
Metzger

Germans poised on Polish Border


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Hmomg?

Little Ricky

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Mafia Mom

Oh My




Happy then Mad

Sigh
Four of Thirty-One


These four are my top picks from 31 posted at Acid Cow.  It's 11:14 and I am still not able to bring myself to do anything that may remind me that the man is President of the United States. My reverie was somewhat dashed by the picture of  Warren Buffett who is reported to have given $1.2 billion to foster abortions.  At the risk of sounding so far over the top as to be dismissed forever,
Imagine the equivalent of the lives of 2.7 million children snuffed out to serve the whims of the third richest man in the world. Most people would say that’s a story, most likely several.
I must say that his action is as hateful as Hitler's extermination camps.  Buffet has no goal other than to throw his weight around and punish those, mostly Christians, who disagree with him about the sanctity of life.  Dammit, now he's made me think about our nation's filth and stop having fun.  What a prick.

31 pics

The unfortunate Shadow and dangling pump

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed




Tuesday, May 13, 2014

How Massive Is He?

***MAYBE THE MOST VIRAL VIDEO FOR 2014***

Sand Art and the Black Arts

Art is Everywhere



Obama's Hawaiian Birth

BEST DADS EVER

Smirkles



DADS- You Can't Live Without One

Artist and Model

   At The Cinema                           


Hidden Treasures
L'ARTISTE ET SON MODELE
subtitled
We first see Cros as he comes strolling in his grounds with a stick, picking up twisted twigs and things, not cleaning, just signaling that he is not presently engaged in much. Then we see his wife (played by the former luminary Claudia Cardinale) and maid in the nearby town. They discover a girl sleeping in a doorway, take her home and feed her, and learn that she is a fugitive from a refugee camp. The wife, who is a former model herself, sees at a glance that this girl, Mercè, has the sort of skin that her husband likes in models. One glance at Mercè by Cros confirms this.

In the studio, quickly convinced by Cros that she is not being inveigled, Mercè strips, and we enter this special world of nudity. It isn’t sexual; but it isn’t, of course, normal. It is a particular privileged area between them. He sets to work at once making charcoal sketches. Then, through the weeks, come figures, even an oil painting of Mercè bathing. Cros is searching for something that he is not yet sure of. We note that it is a sculptor’s basic task to make hard materials look soft.

While he works, licensed perhaps by this privacy and attuned to his searching work, Cros delivers grand pronouncements about life, often including the word “God.” We take these comments as part of his process. He is nearing completion of a kneeling figure of her.

One day, when she has been allowed to stroll about, she discovers a young man burying another young man. Both were escapees from that refugee camp, and the other man was killed. Mercè takes the surviving refugee back to Cros, who shelters him. Then a German army officer visits. When he and Cros meet, they embrace. The officer, in peacetime, was a professor of art history in a German university and is writing a book about Cros. He has come for more information. When he leaves, he tells Cros, who is of course an old friend, that he expects to be sent to the Russian front, a stroke of doom. He and Cros embrace and part.

Then comes the need to help the refugee escape. Mercè helps. Cros supplies money. Mercè, her modeling done, wants to go. She and Cros do come to one moment of intimacy, but it is in the nature of farewell. She will bicycle to Marseilles if Cros will give her his bicycle, and we last see her biking away. Cros is left alone in his studio. He gives a final touch to the kneeling figure of Mercè. Then he concludes the film—concludes everything. It is his closing statement.

This film has its own nature, almost its own reality. It is as if some gifted people got together to make it, then arranged some themes in and around the gleaming box of that private nudity. The sudden finish almost seems meant to make it our responsibility to comprehend the whole. [More]

  Netflix Streaming





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I hate when I do that

Mortal Sin




Immigration and Customs Enforcement?




Monday, May 12, 2014

Rodham Clift Still Breathes

Eleanor Rodham Clift says Chris Stevens was "not murdered" in Benghazi (VIDEO)

He died of smoke inhalation


Degree to which panicked liberals will go "Eleanor Clift: Amb Stevens Wasn't Murdered, He Died Of Smoke Inhalation" http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/05/10/eleanor_clift_ambassador_stevens_wasnt_murdered_he_died_of_smoke_inhalation.html#.U2-u5jPWcNs.twitter 

.@EleanorClift -Example of why Americans hate the mainstream media as much as they hate politicians ---lies lies lies! @HeyTammyBruce

.@EleanorClift, here Amb Stevens is alive, stripped of his pants, holding his own arm up. Correct yourself NOW. pic.twitter.com/YRBKw4NFrS

Wow, the stupidity of the leftist Obama shill @EleanorClift is breathtaking

Daddy, Why did mommy say the lady  is a "lying tunt"  What's a tunt?



Sunday, May 11, 2014

Subject: FSU football player

Time to put it in the blender


Subject: FSU football player....

A student went to Florida State on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student.

At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a
great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the
students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told him to come up. The dean had the
diploma in his hand and said, "sir, if you can answer this question
correctly I'll give you your diploma." He said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Sir," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

He looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The FSU students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then he held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said,
"I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"



Kinda sounds like some of our members of Congress, don't it? - Metzger

Pat Sajak Reveals Dark Secret

 Sajak Reveals Dark Secret




“legitimate redistribution”









POPE: 'LEGITIMATE REDISTRIBUTION' OF WEALTH ^ 
From the May 09, 2014 12:52:30 GMT edition of the Drudge Report.

Oh, jeez.  That was first thought.  I clicked and read the AP story. Oh, Jeez.  Then a second thought. 

Wait.  AP? 

Media  pronouncements on Pope Francis have, either through ignorance or design, been largely misinterpreted/misrepresented, with a bias toward him in agreement with the Left's hope that the meddlesome Catholic Church will finally crack.  Toe the line.  Their line.  Of course no AP writer has ever been to church, so this is all as mysterious as lady's bits.


I recognize a very fine line between Christianity and, say, communism/socialism.  The line is crossed when, in the name of Christ, zealots miss entirely the nuance that is personal kindness v. state enforced dictate. 

The sixties and seventies brought us Jesuits, and elected Democrats,  like Robert Drinan and, Robert John Cornell.  Radical antiwar Jesuits, the Berrigan Brothers, were a daily disgusting headline.  In 1980, Pope John Paul II unequivocally demanded that all priests withdraw from electoral politics.  I mean, how can Catholic priests be complicit with the murder of unborn children for chrissake?! Where were the Berrigans  on that? They were anything but nuanced.

Anyway, my instincts were correct.  Ed Morrissey and Kathryn Jean Lopez explain here that "the longer context of Francis’ remarks this morning to UN leadership provides a much more nuanced picture of Francis’ view of economic policy — although probably not nuanced enough for libertarian ears..."

Some Snippets.

Pope Francis discussed “equitable development” and a spirit of generosity, and he even mentioned — near the end, almost as an afterthought — that the state should continue to play a role in this. But there’s no “demand” for broader “legitimate redistribution” by government. …

In this case, the term “legitimate” is a limiting factor when redistribution is placed in the context of the Gospel story of Zacchaeus. Who was Zaccheaus? He was a tax collector — an agent of the government — who overtaxed and profited from his cheating. In Luke 19, Jesus’ visit to Jericho inspires this sinner and cheater to repent when Jesus extends an invitation to join him. What does Zacchaeus do in response? He proclaims his intent to redistribute his ill-gotten gains back to those whom he defrauded, and to willingly and privately share his wealth with the poor. ”And Zacchae’us stood and said to the Lord, “Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have defrauded any one of anything, I restore it fourfold.”
When Francis said “legitimate redistribution” right near the end, he was clearly condoning some kind of role for governments in assisting the poor. Perhaps he even believes in a more robust role than he lets on here. But he did offer anything on that topic here. To be sure, a demand for a more robust government role would not necessarily be inconsistent with anything he said, but it’s also not what he said. In fact, the use of the word “legitimate” here appears to play the opposite role that the AP’s headline implies — namely, the Pope is implying that not all government redistribution is “legitimate,” and that there might be unspecified limits to what it is just for the state to do. (Which is, in fact, part of the message of the earlier papal documents he cites immediately before that line.)

JMJ