Saturday, January 28, 2006

Today's Fun
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

Letter writers bash Ted -- always a noble thing

THE TRUTH HITS CLOSE TO HOME

The consequences of ducking social responsibility

Coddling The Nasties
Kim du Toit, the Barn Volunteer Army Sec/Def in Charge of Being Smartly Armed says "Here’s what eventually happens when you don’t even try to fight teenage hooliganism. As the cartoon above suggests, the attitude may quickly become pandemic.

PS .. I thought  The Mongol Hordes was a delight, but ... no Major Award for me, I see.

Identity theft solutions

Today's Great Site
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EVERY TIME I learn of a new Identity Theft Scam, I post a video here, for you to see, so that you will know what to watch out for!

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This is just a great site, and the guy [Jonathan Kraft is the registered owner] ought to win a major award from someone. For a long time I thought "Phishing" meant flying to a concert and listening to screeching noises. Well, it does, actually, but it also describes the attempted theft of your identity by way of E-mail scams. Some of these are damned good, like the ersatz Pay Pay delight what damned near suckered me in. The most recent expose is an E-Bay phish. Here be the home page.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Trust Nobody
A Perfect Spy? It seems that ZoneAlarm Security Suite has been phoning home, even when told not to. Last fall, InfoWorld Senior Contributing Editor James Borck discovered ZA 6.0 was surreptitiously sending encrypted data back to four different servers, despite disabling all of the suite’s communications options. Zone Labs denied the flaw for nearly two months, then eventually chalked it up to a “bug” in the software -- even though instructions to contact the servers were set out in the program’s XML code. A company spokesmodel says a fix for the flaw will be coming soon and worried users can get around the bug by modifying their Host file settings. However, there’s no truth to the rumor that the NSA used ZoneAlarm to spy on U.S. citizens. -[A Perfect Spy?]
Mistel Smith & wife

Odd urinal device

I can almost figure this out, but then, no.

Closest I come is "Okay Phil, I'll unzip you, but I ain't holding it."

Wo ist der Anus? --

Today's Premium Content
Resume words to avoid
Scott Bennett, author of "The Elements of Resume Style,"  has compiled a list of nice sounding, but empty words that can hurt your resume.  I too have a list that, through bitter experience, I know can be a job killer. Never, ever use these words/phrases on a job application, or resume.
  1. ''cock sucker''
  2. ''work release''
  3. ''was framed''
  4. ''bi-curious''
  5. ''self defense''
  6. ''as long as I take my medication''
  7. ''she looked 17''
  8. ''going to put the money back"
  9. "hung jury"
  10. " body never found."

Two-way mirrors and women farting

Two tests
Here are two sure fire tests to protect you from being victimized.

  1. If a ''woman'' farts, she's a man.  Women are incable of farting, or soiling themselves.
  2. Are you being watched through a two-way mirror when you try on that athletic supporter?

There's always Algore or Hillary Rotton

Fun with the Julius and Ethel Fan Club

Face it, we'll have to club 'em.
Not all insane people are hard core liberals, but all hard core liberals are insane.  Accepting that thesis will help us understand the intractable nature of  the Kerrys, Gores, and Howard Deans of this world, who, even when presented with hard truths, refuse to entertain them.  Here is one such recent festival of  pod people.

Rosenberg Reruns:
A Cause the Left Can't Give Up

You would think, by now, with a half-century of scholarship behind us and a great deal of damning evidence on display, we would not have to be arguing about the guilt or innocence of various iconic figures of the late 1940s and 1950s: Alger Hiss, Harry Dexter White or, perhaps most notoriously, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. But the martyr-status of such figures seems irresistible, even today, to a certain kind of sentimental leftist. They still remain symbols of some malevolent American quality -- never mind the truth of what they actually did.

Such was the lesson of a forum last week in Manhattan convened to discuss the "artistic influence" of the Rosenbergs. The invitation to the event, sponsored by the Fordham Law School, referred to the Rosenbergs as "the accused." It was a tellingly exculpatory phrase. For the record, both Julius and Ethel were convicted as communist spies and executed for espionage in 1953.

The stars of the evening were the novelist E.L. Doctorow and the playwright Tony Kushner.
I really hate posting long tracts, because I don't have the attention span myself to read them.   I can't help myself here.
Mr. Kushner argued the Rosenbergs were "murdered, basically." Mr. Doctorow went further, explaining that he wanted to use their circumstances to tell "a story of the mind of the country." It was a mind, apparently, filled with loathing and paranoia -- again, never mind the truth of the charges against the Rosenbergs or other spies of the time. "The principles of the Cold War had reached absurdity," he continued. "We knew that the Russians were no threat, but we wanted to persuade Americans to be afraid" and so impose "a Puritan, punitive civil religion." Pronounced Mr. Kushner: "Our failure to come to terms with a brutal past, our failure to open up the coffins and let the ghosts out, has led to our current, horrendous situation."
"We knew that the Russians were no threat ...?"  The problem, of course, is that this version of recent history is being taught to your children.  And, you're working two jobs to pay for it!  JFC!  Anyway, here's the last thing I'll paste (if any of you want the full article [Rosenberg Reruns: A Cause the Left Can't Give Up] , E-mail me and I'll send it.
As the artists turned the Rosenbergs' treason into dissent and then into patriotism, the audience was enthusiastically in tune. Present were the Rosenbergs' children, Robert and Michael Meeropol, who continue to contest their parents' Soviet entanglement, and the former editor of the Nation, Victor Navasky. When it came time to ask questions, the moderator warned off any "Cold War warriors" from asking "disrespectful" questions, like, presumably, how these authors could defend an ideology that took millions of lives. No one did.

Won't this man shut the fuck up?

More demented than Al Gore? Yes, we think so.

Bring It On
January 27, 2006; Page A8

According to CNN, Senator John Kerry announced yesterday that he will attempt to rally his fellow Democrats to stage a filibuster to stop the confirmation of Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. Apparently, this is not a parody.

Mr. Kerry made this dramatic political intervention from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, where he was communing with his political base. He wants his Democratic colleagues to revisit the filibuster strategy that they used to such brilliant effect during President Bush's first term. Republicans assailed Democrats for this obstructionism in 2002 and 2004, and the issue helped them win a mere seven or eight seats in red states.

And this was after filibusters on obscure appellate nominees. Imagine the political gain for Republicans after a Supreme Court filibuster -- with all of its 24/7 publicity -- by blue-state liberals against a modest Italian-American with impeccable legal credentials and stainless ethics. Mr. Kerry really seems to believe that the country will rise up in fury when it discovers that Judge Alito believes that the Constitution gives a President wide powers to defend America.

Back on planet Earth, at least three red-state Democrats have now said they'll vote for Judge Alito. Two of them -- Robert Byrd of West Virginia and Ben Nelson of Nebraska -- happen to be up for re-election this year. Mr. Kerry may not care much about the Senate because his real goal is winning the Democratic nomination for President again in 2008. Republicans should be so lucky.

URL for this article:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113833176516857887.html

Kerry has still not authorized the full release of his military records to buttress his denial of being dishonorably discharged from the Navy.

Another media leftist

Joel "I Don't Support Our Troops" Stein

I was at someone's blog who I like yesterday [forget who], and was surprised  to see Hugh Hewitt slammed for not being nice to  Joel "I Don't Support Our Troops" Stein .  [A more accurate observation here, at ChronWatch]

Joel Stein is a piece of leftist poop, plain and simple.  Crap, effluent, shit, corn laden diarrhea -- add your own.

December 11, 2000 Time: Stein interviewed Bill O’Reilly and asked: "Does Fox News get money directly from the GOP or does it have to launder it first for the sake of the FCC?"
Even more.    What ought to happen, and would have once, is Stein's neighbors would shun him, and toilet paper his house, and his employer would fire him.  And that's just the legal stuff.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Canada takes a first step back to respectability

Mark Steyn: ''An Act of Political Hygiene''
''But will there be Canadian troops in Iraq or wherever's next? No, not in any meaningful sense. The sad fact is, even if we'd wanted to liberate Baghdad, we have an emaciated military worn to the bone. But it goes beyond the lack of equipment and lack of transport that now afflict what was, 60 years ago, the world's fourth largest military. In April 2002, the Pentagon wished to confer the Bronze Star on five snipers from the Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry in Afghanistan for their service in . . . killing the enemy. Ottawa put the request on hold, relenting grudgingly only after the matter was made public. It seems the Canadian government's main objection was a reluctance to let it be known that our military still, er, shoots people, and extremely accurately. The backs of our five-dollar bills celebrate the armed forces, but they're all unarmed -- peacekeepers, elderly veterans, etc.'' -- [Full Article]

Duncan the fun loving bellhop

Ken Salazer- racist mud-slinger

Harry Reid/Ken Salazar - Frick & Frack
Salazar: Thomas an 'abomination'
High court justice no Thurgood Marshall, Colo. senator says

Thurgood Marshall may have been a crackerjack advocate for civil rights, but being a hard nosed litigator does not necessarily recommend one to the bench.  Justice Marshall 's 24 years on the Supreme Court will be remembered only because he was the first black justice.  Bob Woodward's 1979 book "The Brethren: Inside the Supreme Court" described Thurgood as indolent, uninvolved, and often  uncomprehending.  He delegated almost all of his work to assistants, and was quoted as saying, "I'll do whatever Bill [Brennan] does" - and he did.  He greeted Chief Justice Burger with, "Hey chiefy baby," because it made the straight laced Burger uncomfortable.  When it became necessary for the justices to view  blue movies that were before the court deciding porn cases, Woodward described Marshall's behavior as particularly crass.  He would grab a front row seat, and munch popcorn while whooping it up over the hardcore sex scenes.  I doubt that law students spend even a minute pouring over Marshall's opinions - if he wrote any.

This is the man Colorado Democrat Sen. Sen. Ken Salazar yesterday held up as a role model that Clarence Thomas paled (no pun intended) before.  A year ago Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada called Thomas an "embarrassment," whose opinions are "poorly written."  James Taranto did some digging, and discovered it was Reid whose ass was gaping.  Welcome to the flappy asshole club Sen. Salazar.  

Malcolm in the Middle Porn

If speeders can't speed, they can't be ticketed for speeding

This won't happen ... (think tobacco, discuss)
The Canadians are testing out a system that pairs onboard Global Positioning Satellite (GPS) technology with a digital speed limit map. It works very much like the in-car GPS navigation systems that have become so common on late model cars -- but with a twist. Instead of helping you find a destination, the system prevents you from driving any faster than the posted speed limit of the road you happen to be on. -- Make Speeding Impossible?
I don't get this either ... no matter what I command, they just jiggle their boobies?